Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns


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  • Monica Riccio
    Monica Riccio  4 hours back

    7:08 me: kevin james laugh

    • Monica Riccio
      Monica Riccio  4 hours back

      Heres to wishing that the balloon lady was Pennywise. Never even considered it and now it depresses me that she's not.

      • Batman
        Batman  1 days back

        I think Mary Poppins is a Timelord like The Doctor

        • Michelle Belle
          Michelle Belle  1 days back

          This whole movie looks terrible and I have no interest in seeing it

          • The TGNWJ Crew
            The TGNWJ Crew  2 days back

            I hate this video! Mary Poppins returns is a great movie and you should shut the f*ck up

            • Honey Blossom
              Honey Blossom  4 days back

              Let's finish this guys!
              How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

              • Quinn Williamson
                Quinn Williamson  5 days back

                Mary Poppins dress in the Royal Dalton Musical Hall looks like colored amazing paper and I love it, weird way to explain it, I know.

                • E B
                  E B  5 days back

                  0:59 me as a British person trying to figure out which part of the sentence is misunderstood

                  • Lexie Dolbear
                    Lexie Dolbear  5 days back

                    Julie Andrews turned down a featured role in this movie because she didn’t want to take away from Emily Blunt’s “spotlight”

                    • Annie Spencer
                      Annie Spencer  6 days back

                      How about a sequel "Mary Poppins s*ds off again"? Oh wait... she did.

                      • Annie Spencer
                        Annie Spencer  6 days back

                        I love the film but I still laughed at this.

                        • Donna Lambton
                          Donna Lambton  6 days back

                          Sooo glad I have not seen this crap-why is Emily Blunt putting on that terrible accent?

                          • Nyxira
                            Nyxira  1 weeks back

                            Nah, brah. They actually were making loads of innuendos during that song. It's like the essence of Cockney, is why. I think they did one song like that in the original, too.

                            • Nyxira
                              Nyxira  1 weeks back

                              Also, the rhyming everything is another very Cockney thing. They legitimately do that. Where do you think the nickname "Bob" came from? It sure as heck doesn't make sense for someone called "Robert".

                              (This is not a complaint about the video, just a fun fact)

                          • xxunicornsxxandxxcovers xD

                            Bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh this movie is even worse than the original. F*ck you movie

                            • zachos 2000
                              zachos 2000  1 weeks back

                              honestly, this new shitty reboot kinda makes me want to learn exactly just how much Disney screwed over PL Travers's wishes when they made the first movie because I saw saving Mr banks which makes it seem like they didn't really give two shits about her and wanted the movie their way... but that movie was also made by Disney so they might've been even more shitty.
                              I mean I already hate Disney for copying everyone else's work and lobbying to make sure no one copies their work, but I feel like i might need to hate them even more if they acted as shittily towards Travers as I suspect they did

                              • zachos 2000
                                zachos 2000  1 weeks back

                                I definitely know one thing, I'm not seeing this movie, especially since I just learned the plot here... thanks cinemasins for allowing me to know the general plot without giving Disney my money

                            • Aleya Matthews
                              Aleya Matthews  1 weeks back

                              She definitely gave the kids drugs and their all tripping

                              • Charlay ClayGre
                                Charlay ClayGre  1 weeks back

                                you know...he's saying exactly what i was thinking the whole time i was watching. like you wasted money on a movie sequel which is just the original with shit added in. it's like Barbie's The Princess and the Pauper. they literally made that movie over at least twice but different characters. i swear to god it was EXACTLY the same. and the mermaid and fairy movies.

                                • Minion 824
                                  Minion 824  1 weeks back

                                  It’s possible that you could have chosen to simply not say it but at the end when you asked why they didn’t have Julie Roberts as an extra like Dick Van Dyke, it’s because she turned it down when they asked because she didn’t want to steal the thunder from the new Mary Poppins.

                                  • James McCormick
                                    James McCormick  2 weeks back

                                    This movie made me rewatch the original before it’s grainy ass film from 1964. Also 44 years for a sequel, almost half of what if feels like for the Incredibles

                                    • Astrids Gacha VEVO
                                      Astrids Gacha VEVO  2 weeks back

                                      All the Hamilton jokes are 👌

                                      • Lucas Knapp
                                        Lucas Knapp  2 weeks back

                                        12:11 Julie Andrews was asked to make a cameo, but she declined, saying she wanted it to be Emily Blunt's movie. It had nothing to do with the script. Julie Andrews isn't that petty. She's Julie Fucking Andrews for Christ's sake. -1 sin
                                        Also there's speculation that her cameo would have been as the Balloon Lady instead of Angela Lansbury, which would have made the little chat she had with Mary at the end all the more special in my view.

                                        • Alan Robinson-Orr
                                          Alan Robinson-Orr  2 weeks back

                                          Everything wrong with Cinema Sins: Big Ben isn't the tower, but a bell contained therein

                                          • Róza Tóth
                                            Róza Tóth  2 weeks back

                                            6:02 D flat major is actually more used than C sharp major. -1 sin.

                                            • Neave Moore
                                              Neave Moore  2 weeks back

                                              I swear that the baloon woman was meant to be Julie Andrews. I mean they gave the woman a WHOLE SONG at the end of the film!

                                              • Flynn Nolen
                                                Flynn Nolen  2 weeks back

                                                You cannot tell me that the Angela Lansbury role was going to be given to Julie Andrews. She turned that shit down for Aquaman

                                                • Helen Skinner
                                                  Helen Skinner  2 weeks back

                                                  If you read the original book the way that Emily Blunt's Mary Poppins acts is more true to the actual Mary Poppins than Julie Andrews's Mary Poppins. Also alot of these sins have been put there just because you aren't aware of something's that are very specific to England. For example Leerie speak is like Cockney rhyming slang and the sky is so grey because of the fact that this is post WW2 and alot of factors still released smoke into the atmosphere, giving the already grey British sky an even more defined greyness to it, because of the smog that would have formed.

                                                  • Krista Vrapi
                                                    Krista Vrapi  3 weeks back

                                                    Hated this movie

                                                    • Jacki
                                                      Jacki  3 weeks back

                                                      i'm dying a little from the hamilton references.

                                                      • ORORION
                                                        ORORION  3 weeks back

                                                        Right after the"Keep off the sea grass scene in the movie don't pause it on the kids face unless you want nightmares

                                                        • tobimobiv1
                                                          tobimobiv1  3 weeks back

                                                          Didn't even watch this video. The title just triggered me.
                                                          Fuck off there's nothing wrong with Mary Poppins returns.

                                                          • Crock in A cup
                                                            Crock in A cup  3 weeks back

                                                            We went to the bank we saw Frank and he raped my piggy bank and then he raped me

                                                            • Sailor Senpai
                                                              Sailor Senpai  3 weeks back

                                                              *Everything Is Possible, Even The Impossible.*

                                                              • Gaia Seraphina
                                                                Gaia Seraphina  3 weeks back

                                                                Julie Andrews would have been too old.
                                                                Mary Poppins is an immortal fairy/witch or something.

                                                                • Spencer Mayer
                                                                  Spencer Mayer  3 weeks back

                                                                  As a musician, I most definitely prefer the notation of D flat over the notation of C sharp. Just sayin.

                                                                  • paul madalin
                                                                    paul madalin  3 weeks back

                                                                    You did.nt say role credits

                                                                    • James Cole
                                                                      James Cole  4 weeks back

                                                                      Scenes do not contain a Lap Dance

                                                                      • Michele Mullican
                                                                        Michele Mullican  4 weeks back

                                                                        3 things you need to get in your head
                                                                        Its a movie
                                                                        Its magic
                                                                        Its entertainment
                                                                        SO ENJOY IT!

                                                                        • Too lazy to pick a name ;-;

                                                                          Cinema sins guy: *makes Hamilton reference after seeing Lin*

                                                                          Also him: *adds one sin*

                                                                          Me, a Hamilton fanatic who looks up to Lin: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

                                                                          • Jason Fischer
                                                                            Jason Fischer  4 weeks back

                                                                            Using f*ck and s*it in every other sentence to try to appeal to your juvenile audience cliche. *ding*

                                                                            • Matt Kassing
                                                                              Matt Kassing  4 weeks back

                                                                              You were on fire 🔥 during this video. It's holding up really well.

                                                                              • cmyers007 vlogs
                                                                                cmyers007 vlogs  4 weeks back

                                                                                You should do one on Hobbs and shaw

                                                                                • Glorious Sprout
                                                                                  Glorious Sprout  4 weeks back

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                                                                                  • Little Miss Pacifist
                                                                                    Little Miss Pacifist  1 months back

                                                                                    I love those Hamilton refrences. There so good they make the world turn upside down

                                                                                    • Vault boy 21
                                                                                      Vault boy 21  1 months back

                                                                                      WHAT if Mary Poppins is actually in a the Harry Potter universe

                                                                                      • Ruby Brown
                                                                                        Ruby Brown  1 months back

                                                                                        Does America not know that Cockney is an English dialect?? Basically the learie speak.

                                                                                        • Alex
                                                                                          Alex  1 months back

                                                                                          Does it annoy anyone else that the children never got the bowl back?

                                                                                          • RockismyAir
                                                                                            RockismyAir  1 months back

                                                                                            Why is the chimney-guy from Hamilton?
                                                                                            (Lin Manuel Miranda)

                                                                                            • Dan Wynne
                                                                                              Dan Wynne  1 months back

                                                                                              lol omg dude your great I couldn't stop laughing