Why Men & Women Are Different. Mike Paramore

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  • Miss Marmo
    Miss Marmo  4 hours back

    Too funny! 😂😂😂

    • Sachi Perez
      Sachi Perez  5 hours back

      Nerd alert! Actually, through respiration you lose/exhale carbon as carbon dioxide. You should be lighter in the morning even before you empty your holdings....

    • Liv Ocampo
      Liv Ocampo  8 hours back

      That last joke though-- IT IS TRUE. I've weighed myself at night versus when I first wake up and I legit lose 2-3 pounds overnight no joke!! He trippin' for real, he don't get it. He broke up with her over a real phenomenon that happens to women -_-

      • NOKULUNGA PROMISE MJWARA

        His right,...they give us fake babies and tiny stoves. That's responsibilities

        • woahhalli
          woahhalli  14 hours back

          “It took six weeks to cook that brownie”. I ducking loooooost it.

          • Jeral Renord
            Jeral Renord  18 hours back

            🤣🤣

            • Prickly Pickle
              Prickly Pickle  19 hours back

              It’s true. You weigh more at night.

              • rudeboymon
                rudeboymon  21 hours back

                You do weigh less because you burn fat at night while you sleep and fast

                • Candyce Monroe
                  Candyce Monroe  1 days back

                  So the trick is to let your man think he picked you, but really you picked him.

                  • Karen Patterson
                    Karen Patterson  1 days back

                    Never piss off some one preparing your food! 🤢😂

                    • Raheel Belal
                      Raheel Belal  1 days back

                      Women let emotions get in their way of their logic whixh is why they all group around the same intelligence level. Whereas men wither have logic or they dont. Not much in betweens.

                      • Jasmine
                        Jasmine  2 days back

                        Yeeeeah but it’s true so

                        • kitty62862
                          kitty62862  2 days back

                          My husband didn’t have sisters. When I bought our daughter an Easy Bake, it was a revelation to him!

                          Didn’t take long before I had to remind him that it wasn’t his toy 😂😂😂

                          • Katrice Michelle Williams-Nance

                            HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

                            • Cats3to2
                              Cats3to2  2 days back

                              He called her M'Am AKA Hey old lady. Good girl, tell him off.

                              • Victorious 3D
                                Victorious 3D  2 days back

                                It's true smh 🤦‍♀️ it's not a lot but you do with less in the morning compared to night

                                • iht broccoli
                                  iht broccoli  2 days back

                                  Funny and well done up until the weight joke. You can just google that.

                                  • Romeo Sabaoth
                                    Romeo Sabaoth  2 days back

                                    This guy is rare

                                    • Zachary Gee
                                      Zachary Gee  2 days back

                                      He's trying to sounds like Hannibal Buress...

                                      • abdul smith
                                        abdul smith  3 days back

                                        Go take a nap and loose 5 more pounds! HILARIOUS 😁😁😁

                                        • saikou_desu
                                          saikou_desu  3 days back

                                          it was funny until 8:36 ...... it just went dumb from there

                                          • Jackie Welch
                                            Jackie Welch  3 days back

                                            He's not lying about the princess. Look at Super Mario Bros! Mario still hasn't gotten Princess Peach yet! I'm just sayin 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

                                            • TruSandwich
                                              TruSandwich  3 days back

                                              6:50 Someone (obvious lady) started clapping, lmao.

                                              • TheWriterWalker
                                                TheWriterWalker  3 days back

                                                But it IS true: Body weight is lighter in the mornings. That has always been the case for me. Always.

                                                • TheWriterWalker
                                                  TheWriterWalker  3 days back

                                                  Does anyone else see Kevin Bozeman's mannerisms in this guy's routine? Everything from leaning on the microphone stand to making the mike itself wobble. I enjoyed him very much, by the way.

                                                  • Dual Real Wheel
                                                    Dual Real Wheel  3 days back

                                                    Where's that accent from? I had it real hard to understand him at certain points.

                                                    • Dogen70
                                                      Dogen70  3 days back

                                                      His delivery reminds me of Earthquake

                                                      • tjkasgl
                                                        tjkasgl  3 days back

                                                        I average 2 pounds difference between going to bed weight and waking up weight. Don't make fun of us if you like brownies!

                                                        • Still Waters Farm
                                                          Still Waters Farm  3 days back

                                                          It is true. It’s water weight. We retain water throughout the day.

                                                          • Lucas
                                                            Lucas  4 days back

                                                            "Who said that, Raise your hand so I know who to tell to shut up." I am defiantly using that next time I'm interrupted while teaching. (I teach high school, they can take it.)

                                                            • Shelley Sheri
                                                              Shelley Sheri  4 days back

                                                              Night weight is more. It's true😂😂😂

                                                              • Valerie Gonzalez
                                                                Valerie Gonzalez  4 days back

                                                                McDonald’s!!! Hahahaha

                                                                • Bluebyyou Blue
                                                                  Bluebyyou Blue  4 days back

                                                                  What else a you say...funny.

                                                                • Bianca H
                                                                  Bianca H  4 days back

                                                                  Any of you seen dominion on YouTube yet

                                                                  • Pique NY
                                                                    Pique NY  4 days back

                                                                    The whole toys for girls and boys so true!
                                                                    My nephew dumb, my niece lawyer in the making and their twins!

                                                                    • drtbag39
                                                                      drtbag39  3 days back

                                                                      And you're dumb too.

                                                                  • ali ali
                                                                    ali ali  4 days back

                                                                    not a bad set but his flow was terrible - too much starting/stopping - and he needs to stop laughing at his own jokes

                                                                    • Kat Wolf
                                                                      Kat Wolf  4 days back

                                                                      "Take the battery out" this guy is funny

                                                                      • Sixkiller2121
                                                                        Sixkiller2121  4 days back

                                                                        Lmao I'm getting gooder and gooder by the day I keep my flashcards with me all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                        • joco7977
                                                                          joco7977  4 days back

                                                                          "Uh lady I'm seven" 😂

                                                                          • Ashton Gilmore
                                                                            Ashton Gilmore  4 days back

                                                                            He may be illiterate, because night weight is a thing.

                                                                            • Dennis
                                                                              Dennis  4 days back

                                                                              She's right though!

                                                                              • Diane Davidson
                                                                                Diane Davidson  4 days back

                                                                                First, I'd like to say I hope you have kids soon and please follow the path you indicate - don't be stuck in gender specific roles. I honestly applaud that.


                                                                                Second, I am going to agree that you are not as smart as your woman. Weigh yourself in the morning, before you eat or drink, but after you pee, and then weigh yourself at night just before bed and compare, each day for a week.


                                                                                You advice that staying in bed all the time is therefore a good weightloss plan does, therefore, have merit. I don't know the flaw, yet, because it's brilliant.

                                                                                • drtbag39
                                                                                  drtbag39  3 days back

                                                                                  And you.. Youre just not smart.

                                                                              • kslaw
                                                                                kslaw  5 days back

                                                                                I can weigh up to 4 pounds less in the morning than the night before.. there's something to it.

                                                                                • Tristun Alekzander
                                                                                  Tristun Alekzander  5 days back

                                                                                  They give them those things because they ask for them. Boys, do not ask for those things. The have even tested this on other animals, such as monkeys. Females prefer dolls of themselves, males prefer tools or contraptions. It's genetic.

                                                                                  • Baima van Ruijven
                                                                                    Baima van Ruijven  5 days back

                                                                                    You are also shorter in the night than in the morning

                                                                                    • H Biker
                                                                                      H Biker  5 days back

                                                                                      Weak comedy. Very weak. He must be so grateful for all the white guilt laughing at his non-jokes. I was waiting for the race jokes to come because that’s what most black comedians rely on for laughs. But then I got bored about 3 minutes into it and left.

                                                                                      • CutZy McCall
                                                                                        CutZy McCall  5 days back

                                                                                        Thank you. Why I hated dolls...

                                                                                        • Leah Jordan
                                                                                          Leah Jordan  5 days back

                                                                                          Awww snap look at my boy Mike! Keep’em laughing!!