Chopped Salami Grilled Cheese - You Suck at Cooking (episode 93)

  • Published: 31 July 2019
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    That measuring cup or bowl doesn't have to be cold. In fact, it's almost certainly better if it is not.

    So shred around a cup of cheddar
    Chop up some salami
    Chop up a dill pickle
    Add a teaspoon of dijon
    Add a squirt of hot sauce
    Fangjangle it
    Don’t worry about the ratios too much even though the ones I described are perfect
    If you like a thinner sandwich, you might want to shred around 1.5 cups of cheese and make two
    If you like a thicker sandwich, make something else because melted cheese usually has to obey the laws of physics
    Butter one side of each slice of bread, hock in that cheese mixture, then cook it low and slow until it’s golden brown and melted.
    If anyone tries to tell you it’s a melt and not a grilled cheese, never speak to them again.
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Comments • 2 923

    NOTHING BUT TEST  15 hours back

    Did I just spot a sea pierogi??

    • OmniLegends
      OmniLegends  23 hours back

      Subbed! This is amazing!

      • Camille Lalande
        Camille Lalande  2 days back

        Jeez, how many dog you have?

        • Person of marshmallow
          Person of marshmallow  2 days back

          I like how salami is it’s own color now

          • Valentina Černelč
            Valentina Černelč  2 days back

            The color of salami, my favorite

            • dawg gaming
              dawg gaming  3 days back

              “Now my eyes are telling me that I cooked this a bit too long, but my taste buds are telling my eyes to go f**k themselves.”

              • Duncan Whitted
                Duncan Whitted  3 days back

                Tiny wangjangler, tiny whisk's not as famous cousin but still entertaining

                • hung nguyen
                  hung nguyen  4 days back

                  The meat got chewy
                  Grizzy of cheese
                  But balance with pickle
                  Best grill cheese

                  • Belle Rose
                    Belle Rose  4 days back

                    Doesn’t anyone remember that Pierogi joke?!

                    • Amy Amy
                      Amy Amy  4 days back

                      Best cooking Chanel ever 😊

                      • Claire Chang
                        Claire Chang  5 days back

                        His neighbor: waking outside to find ravioli in the lake and butter spread on the tree branches.

                      • Ameris M
                        Ameris M  6 days back

                        I love this channel way too much

                      • Crockett
                        Crockett  6 days back

                        I was about to comment about it being a melt lmao im dead

                        • Amir Palamar
                          Amir Palamar  1 weeks back

                          Omfg I’m making this shit tomorrow

                          • April R
                            April R  1 weeks back

                            There is something seriously wrong with this man but I think I may be in love

                            • Iwan Arkani
                              Iwan Arkani  1 weeks back

                              HEY. at least u r better than me so u r better than someone

                              • luedriver
                                luedriver  2 weeks back

                                idk why I always get a sense of dejavu when watching your videos

                                • Caffeinated Nation
                                  Caffeinated Nation  2 weeks back

                                  I'm convinced that YSAC is related to H2B, if not, the same person

                                  • Alackofcaring
                                    Alackofcaring  2 weeks back

                                    1:42 I'm pretty sure that was the same pat of butter.
                                    You absolute madman

                                    • captain insano
                                      captain insano  2 weeks back

                                      Could I just please ask why the cheese was where it was?? I'm extremely confused

                                      • captain insano
                                        captain insano  2 weeks back

                                        Nevermind, the rest of the video puts my mind at ease about the cheese.

                                    • Estevan Munoz
                                      Estevan Munoz  2 weeks back

                                      No you suck at cooking

                                      • KasaKat Animates
                                        KasaKat Animates  2 weeks back

                                        Who else found out binging with babish liked this

                                        • Bri Cheeze
                                          Bri Cheeze  2 weeks back

                                          am i going mentally insane or are there two different hands or is this part of some joke that im to stupid to understand
                                          w h a t

                                          • Dylan Mattes
                                            Dylan Mattes  2 weeks back

                                            I love this channel more then I can explain. Epic funny cooking, with good boys at the end. Love itttt

                                            • Yeet Skeet
                                              Yeet Skeet  2 weeks back

                                              Where does he live is what’s I wanna know

                                              • Wawawawa Wawaw
                                                Wawawawa Wawaw  3 weeks back

                                                ... That's just a croque monsieur actually

                                                • Son Gohan
                                                  Son Gohan  3 weeks back

                                                  Almost everything is good in slow motion.

                                                  • HiFabio
                                                    HiFabio  3 weeks back

                                                    It really bothers me how he calls siracha sauce hot sauce

                                                    • Michael Parker
                                                      Michael Parker  3 weeks back

                                                      This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a very long time. Bravo Sir, please keep doing you.

                                                      • Emmanuel Gapate
                                                        Emmanuel Gapate  3 weeks back

                                                        what if this guy comes across with howtobasic ?

                                                        *TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES IN COOKING HISTORY*

                                                        • Emmanuel Gapate
                                                          Emmanuel Gapate  3 weeks back

                                                          me : *watches this video*
                                                          brain : r u sure about this ?
                                                          me : yeah... why ?
                                                          brain : you have an exam right ?
                                                          me : ..... ill review tomorrow...
                                                          brain : for fucksake tomorows the exam and you have been watching this since episode 34 !!

                                                          • Lord of Raisins
                                                            Lord of Raisins  3 weeks back

                                                            You didn't say what kind of bread to go with other than it needed to be "inherently evil" So I went with Russian Rye.

                                                            • _Toxic-Speepaints_
                                                              _Toxic-Speepaints_  3 weeks back

                                                              This is giving me the spook

                                                              • qzniel
                                                                qzniel  3 weeks back

                                                                if you ever do this at home, please cook your salami first.

                                                                • aditi srivastava
                                                                  aditi srivastava  3 weeks back

                                                                  Awesome ending song

                                                                  • ClockD
                                                                    ClockD  3 weeks back

                                                                    No one is gonna say something about that there are two types of hands on every clip?

                                                                    • nancy bavishi
                                                                      nancy bavishi  3 weeks back

                                                                      God this is the best YouTube channel everr

                                                                    • Jane Luooo
                                                                      Jane Luooo  3 weeks back

                                                                      Just wondering how long it takes to prepare the solar-dried bread

                                                                      • Super Wooper
                                                                        Super Wooper  3 weeks back

                                                                        Non alcoholic Dijon mustard.

                                                                        • evie
                                                                          evie  3 weeks back

                                                                          melt??? toastie

                                                                          • bad joke
                                                                            bad joke  3 weeks back

                                                                            Due to how this channel has so many overlapping layers, I’m calling the fork in the water will appear in another episode.

                                                                            • Jeffrey Osborn
                                                                              Jeffrey Osborn  4 weeks back

                                                                              You lied, those weren't the same pickles! I could tell by the overall shape. YOU SWITCHED TO A TREE PICKLE!

                                                                              • Russ Hardyman
                                                                                Russ Hardyman  4 weeks back

                                                                                Every video all I hear is Jake Peralta!

                                                                                • Crazy Kaylah
                                                                                  Crazy Kaylah  4 weeks back

                                                                                  I’m rewatching his videos and seen all the parts he says wangjangle I’ve already done lasagna and cauliflower Mac and cheese 1:25 2:28 2:30 wangjangle times

                                                                                  • Juliuliuli
                                                                                    Juliuliuli  4 weeks back

                                                                                    I want youe life !!!

                                                                                    • Nateik
                                                                                      Nateik  4 weeks back

                                                                                      ITS A MELT

                                                                                      • JustAUnicorn No questions asked

                                                                                        He is the definition of chaotic neutral

                                                                                        • Snarky . Live
                                                                                          Snarky . Live  4 weeks back

                                                                                          I somehow missed this video because Youtube, the corporation and evil AI algorithm, is a flaming pile of that black stuff that accumulates in a hidden tote stashed in the back of commercial freezer at sea food restaurant with a power outtage. That said, I've never even thought about putting Salami in a grilled cheese because I'm an idiot. I have some potato bread, some cheese, some hard salami, and a might need for a perfect midnight snack this weekend.