Dog Steals A Man's Wife


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  • Tjaldelama
    Tjaldelama  1 days back

    Phil is the biggest loser in the universe... I would choose any existence over his, even non-human.. I would honestly rather be that dumb little dog for the rest of my life, than to be Phil for an hour... Negative testosterone levels >.<

    • ImjustSayin 32
      ImjustSayin 32  2 days back

      lol white people letting tiny dog punk you in front of your wife 😂😂
      It's a joke but honestly name another ethnic group you would even see this kinda shit. 🤣

      • Nocturnal Game Reviews

        Just pick dat sumbitch up and toss it into the ceiling fan

        • beep bop
          beep bop  3 days back

          Actual snake experts say that snake eye shapes do not determine whether it is or is not venomous. :^] stay safe

          • J0sh Suççs
            J0sh Suççs  5 days back

            I would yeet that thing against the wall and make him watch me fuck her

            • JLDoubleU
              JLDoubleU  6 days back

              Imagine a 6 inch fluff-ball preventing you from having a regular adult sexual relationship.

            • Dr LMAO
              Dr LMAO  1 weeks back

              If your wifes excuse for not having sex is a six pound dog then your wife doesn’t want to have sex.

              • Grixis
                Grixis  1 weeks back

                hey, why dont you do a colab with Some Ordinary Gamers?

                • Drake9Draconiangar
                  Drake9Draconiangar  1 weeks back

                  get this bitch a fucking baby. thats what all these lonely dog loving women need.

                  toss the mut and get knocked up.

                  • WeeGee WooGoo
                    WeeGee WooGoo  1 weeks back

                    Man’s Solution: Leave 4 lbs of bits of chocolate out

                    • the has no life normie
                      the has no life normie  1 weeks back

                      The Ultimate white night

                      • Lyr Blackwell
                        Lyr Blackwell  2 weeks back

                        First name--18 year old
                        Last name-- Holly

                        • hazy
                          hazy  2 weeks back

                          We need a Billy the exterminator expanded universe

                          • amv___amv___amv
                            amv___amv___amv  2 weeks back

                            Man gets cucked by rat

                            • Grim Dark End
                              Grim Dark End  2 weeks back

                              non-venomous snakes (at least most of them, especially in the US) have very rounded heads. Venomous snakes tend to have much more angular heads. That's step 1. Step 2 is the pupils, and just KNOWING YOUR WILDLIFE. Get a book, people! Also, even non-venomous snakes carry all kinds of nasty things like salmonella.

                              • Parry the Platypus
                                Parry the Platypus  3 weeks back

                                Just fucking kick it

                                • Christian Carey
                                  Christian Carey  3 weeks back

                                  "Phil eats out of a dog bowl now as well, he loves kibble" 🤣

                                  • erohseehS
                                    erohseehS  3 weeks back

                                    2:01 fucking killed me

                                    • alex
                                      alex  3 weeks back

                                      If you were actually wondering, a snake's pupils being round instead of vertical only means it's diurnal/active during the day. All vipers are venomous and have vertical pupils, but plenty of nonvenomous snakes like boas do as well, & some snakes (namely coral snakes) are venomous with round pupils.

                                      • Xy_ B00t
                                        Xy_ B00t  3 weeks back

                                        Punt that little bitch ass dog out the window

                                        • An Author
                                          An Author  3 weeks back

                                          These are the types of dogs that need to be football punted across the room until it learns that it better not cuck me ever again or I’ll grab it by the scruff of the neck and yeet it into a garbage disposal.

                                          • ItzWolfay
                                            ItzWolfay  3 weeks back

                                            It's my dogs teen years so he's been eating mint chocolate drinking vodka and beating my wife. How do I fix that?

                                            • Peksi Sarvinen
                                              Peksi Sarvinen  4 weeks back

                                              What the fuck's that little rat going to do to a grown ass man? Take it outside and punt it over the garage you fucking beta.

                                              • trueblueclue
                                                trueblueclue  4 weeks back

                                                The only good NTR tbh

                                                • 1mijaz
                                                  1mijaz  4 weeks back

                                                  may be phil and dog need a road trip

                                                  • jeefcake
                                                    jeefcake  4 weeks back

                                                    id throw that little fucking dog like a damn football

                                                    • Remember me?
                                                      Remember me?  4 weeks back

                                                      elapidae like cobras and coral snakes have round eyes like normie snakes same with rear fanged venomous colubrids but in america you mostly have vipers which have slit pupils like a cat so basically ye you can tell if a snake is a viper or not by the eye shape

                                                      • Grievous Pillow
                                                        Grievous Pillow  4 weeks back

                                                        Poor Phil getting blue balled 24/7

                                                        • Infallible
                                                          Infallible  4 weeks back

                                                          He must be really pathetic let such a weak, tiny dog cuck him like that. Just kick the dog out the room and close the door 🤦‍♂️

                                                          • kittensofdeath
                                                            kittensofdeath  4 weeks back

                                                            >put dog on leash
                                                            >tie leash to heavy object that won't move
                                                            >fuck right in front of the dog

                                                            • IceWolfTO
                                                              IceWolfTO  4 weeks back

                                                              The good part of having a small dog is if it tries to bite you, you can punt it across the room.

                                                              • oFriskyPanda
                                                                oFriskyPanda  1 months back

                                                                This is why women are retarded 😂

                                                              • yeet :0
                                                                yeet :0  1 months back

                                                                Charlie, yorkies will not hesitate to kill. i shit you not, my very friendly yorkie has come into the house with dead animals

                                                                • Buzzle
                                                                  Buzzle  1 months back

                                                                  Billys got the german Iron Cross the nazis used pretty fucking metal 100%

                                                                  • Big Que
                                                                    Big Que  1 months back

                                                                    At the end there I thought he was drowning the fucking snake.

                                                                    • Follower Of Duck
                                                                      Follower Of Duck  1 months back

                                                                      Her full name is actually “18 Year Old Holly”

                                                                      • Catalina Myrrhpaw
                                                                        Catalina Myrrhpaw  1 months back

                                                                        6:22 lolz

                                                                        • Flat Earth MoonBear
                                                                          Flat Earth MoonBear  1 months back

                                                                          If I was Phil I’d pick the little shit up and chuck it into a tree until it either died or finally realized not to fuck with me.

                                                                          • Kool-Aid Man
                                                                            Kool-Aid Man  1 months back

                                                                            That little shit would have been in the shelter looking for a new home if I were the guy.

                                                                            • ths dude
                                                                              ths dude  1 months back

                                                                              Bro it’s a yorkie

                                                                              • Amaury12v
                                                                                Amaury12v  1 months back

                                                                                He should react to supernanny that shit go crazy

                                                                                • Matthew Parfett
                                                                                  Matthew Parfett  1 months back

                                                                                  Bailey woulda been backhanded by now 🚫🧢

                                                                                  • Cunts inc
                                                                                    Cunts inc  1 months back

                                                                                    I would kill that little shit

                                                                                    • Eric Cartmen
                                                                                      Eric Cartmen  1 months back

                                                                                      2:48 Its been years since they had sex.... and shes only 18 LMAFO

                                                                                      • Realtalk Z
                                                                                        Realtalk Z  1 months back

                                                                                        Not even a dog your going to get bite by grab it by the scruff of it's neck chuck it in the kitchen in it's bed to fucking cool off what a little shit

                                                                                        • Matt Avellino
                                                                                          Matt Avellino  1 months back


                                                                                          • Doughy the edible Cube
                                                                                            Doughy the edible Cube  1 months back

                                                                                            Why would they even try to have sex while the dog is in the room?

                                                                                            • Natasha Flores
                                                                                              Natasha Flores  1 months back

                                                                                              Ha ha ha ha ha!