Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published: 21 September 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.

    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”

    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.

    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.

    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.

    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.

    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.

    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.

    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.

    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   12 months back

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  • mimt 88
    mimt 88  1 hours back

    Just buy Indomie
    It's amazing

    • Aziale Nicole
      Aziale Nicole  8 hours back

      Am I the only one who wants Gordon Ramsay to react to this vid?

      • _naughtea
        _naughtea  15 hours back

        im sorry did u just add peanut butter to ur ramen

        • Sopuli
          Sopuli  1 days back

          2:56 Song name?

          • Yoon jae
            Yoon jae  1 days back

            are these even edible?😂😂

            • Rat
              Rat  2 days back

              I wouldn’t be caught dead boiling steak

              • Sean Su
                Sean Su  2 days back

                why the fuck are u so negative. (this is not me i actually love your video i dont wanna hate though)

                • Kai Pruett
                  Kai Pruett  2 days back

                  Almost didn’t click on this video. Glad I did

                  • azarath vilar
                    azarath vilar  2 days back


                    • Arah Zara
                      Arah Zara  2 days back

                      youtube reccommend really describe me :/

                      • LucidSpplyCo
                        LucidSpplyCo  2 days back

                        This is made for psychedelics

                        • Renee Wang The Potato
                          Renee Wang The Potato  3 days back

                          I’ve been recommended this for so long and I’ve finally watched it
                          I regret it

                          • Linux Subsystem
                            Linux Subsystem  3 days back

                            This guy sounds like JerryRigEverything

                            • Valentina Miorim
                              Valentina Miorim  3 days back

                              this video for some reason gave me strong pink guy energy and i'm here for it

                              • Wolven Boi
                                Wolven Boi  3 days back

                                Real talk tho instant noodles fry really well

                                • jung hobo
                                  jung hobo  3 days back

                                  Already 20 seconds into the video and I subscribed

                                  • LeoSkits
                                    LeoSkits  3 days back

                                    Stop recomending me this video youtube.

                                    • Yasmin Abdelaziz
                                      Yasmin Abdelaziz  3 days back

                                      What is the point of this video tho? Its so useless

                                      • dumb student
                                        dumb student  3 days back

                                        I suck at cooking yeah I totally suck !

                                        • maria rosa
                                          maria rosa  4 days back


                                          • schenzin
                                            schenzin  4 days back

                                            "this is for your 2 week vegetarian phase" i died

                                            • Y A
                                              Y A  4 days back

                                              The ending scene with the ramen looks like an iPhone ad

                                              • Y A
                                                Y A  4 days back

                                                If you want a healthier version of these recipes, ditch the noodle and have soup

                                                • Sorayadll AJ
                                                  Sorayadll AJ  4 days back

                                                  This guy gets me 👊

                                                  • aliyah
                                                    aliyah  4 days back

                                                    the description hurts my brain woop

                                                    • aliyah
                                                      aliyah  4 days back

                                                      don't know why this is in my recommendations but im not complaining

                                                      • Catfish Catastrophies
                                                        Catfish Catastrophies  4 days back

                                                        the broccoli smash was the best part lmao

                                                        • Wamia Ahmed Iritra
                                                          Wamia Ahmed Iritra  4 days back

                                                          Thank you

                                                          • Wamia Ahmed Iritra
                                                            Wamia Ahmed Iritra  4 days back

                                                            I’m very grateful to you cause whenever im feeling a little down u really make me feel better again love your vids

                                                            • j00Ls j.
                                                              j00Ls j.  4 days back

                                                              This guy's biting humor is something I aspire to.

                                                              • Yumi Chocolate ASMR
                                                                Yumi Chocolate ASMR  4 days back

                                                                I suck at a lot of things 🍷😪🎈 Meh I already know🍼😭

                                                                • jem zhang
                                                                  jem zhang  4 days back

                                                                  LMAO the pasta one actually looked somewhat good

                                                                  • cherish _gacha
                                                                    cherish _gacha  4 days back

                                                                    Wait r u serios or not i confused😅

                                                                    • _Napalm Blitz_
                                                                      _Napalm Blitz_  4 days back

                                                                      "So you can save money by sacrificing you health, while accumulating debt for a degree you wont use for a job that will be done by robots by the time you dont graduate because you realise you're in the wrong program two years too late but it doesnt matter because climet change is gonna destory us all."

                                                                      Holy fucking shit dude

                                                                      • jlw
                                                                        jlw  4 days back

                                                                        are we not gonna talk about how cool 1:58

                                                                        • Marko Bajai
                                                                          Marko Bajai  4 days back

                                                                          just that opening made me sub.

                                                                          • tsu tsay
                                                                            tsu tsay  4 days back

                                                                            I'm eating ramen while watching this. How ironic.

                                                                            • Big Bobby
                                                                              Big Bobby  5 days back

                                                                              Raw men

                                                                              • James Paul Clifford Williams

                                                                                That "Ra-men" at the end made me laugh

                                                                                • Aloe more
                                                                                  Aloe more  5 days back

                                                                                  His voice is 😗 pretty

                                                                                  • Dylan Moncada
                                                                                    Dylan Moncada  5 days back

                                                                                    That thumbnail pic shows how much you suck at presentation SMH 🤦‍♂️

                                                                                    • Pixicandy l
                                                                                      Pixicandy l  5 days back

                                                                                      That intro made me feel depressed, nice😁

                                                                                      • Pixicandy l
                                                                                        Pixicandy l  5 days back

                                                                                        Ok susbscribed. Already love your content💕

                                                                                    • SukaBeda
                                                                                      SukaBeda  5 days back

                                                                                      You are good

                                                                                      • Totally slg
                                                                                        Totally slg  5 days back

                                                                                        Scallions do make everything better

                                                                                        • ShakedownDreams
                                                                                          ShakedownDreams  5 days back

                                                                                          Dude I made hangover ramen and its fucking great

                                                                                          • Alex Gallegos
                                                                                            Alex Gallegos  5 days back

                                                                                            1:57 I... expected a cut to a cut broccoli, I really didn't think you'd smash it for real.

                                                                                            • Rachel P
                                                                                              Rachel P  5 days back

                                                                                              I was NOT expecting to get roasted this hard.