Dieting | Michael McIntyre


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  • Lua
    Lua  2 days back

    It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

    • Diane Clark
      Diane Clark  2 days back

      My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!

      • Diane Clark
        Diane Clark  2 days back

        He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

        • floww bucket
          floww bucket  2 days back

          Who's dieting 😴

          • Monique Uhrmacher
            Monique Uhrmacher  2 days back


            • Let your mind be free - Meditate

              Gas- couldn't stop laughing

              • Grace Valle
                Grace Valle  3 days back

                How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣

                • Fred Creedy
                  Fred Creedy  3 days back

                  I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!

                  • Neil Egan
                    Neil Egan  3 days back

                    unfunny shouty twat

                    • Mixed AMVs
                      Mixed AMVs  3 days back

                      “Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

                      • James Robb Àrtist42
                        James Robb Àrtist42  3 days back

                        My favourite all time comedian

                        • Kathleen Bennett
                          Kathleen Bennett  3 days back

                          Hahah!! Exactly

                          • Khanage911
                            Khanage911  4 days back

                            Stone = 14 pounds
                            Your welcome

                            • BARBER Turko
                              BARBER Turko  4 days back

                              He need to new hair style

                              • Nisha K
                                Nisha K  4 days back

                                I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂

                                • Annie
                                  Annie  17 hours back

                                  @Mohammed Israr no harm you say? It seems a hungry moslem is a very angry one who cheats on their wives with the other wives and run people over oh and bomb kids in arenas. Islam is a cult. Get well soon!

                                • Dutchik
                                  Dutchik  1 days back

                                  @Mohammed Israr that would be intermittend fasting. And is quite difficult. Also kids don't have to and neither do women on their period or of course pregnant women.

                                  Water fasting usually is for days at a time, not just daytime.

                                • Mohammed Israr
                                  Mohammed Israr  3 days back

                                  @Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.

                                • Nisha K
                                  Nisha K  3 days back

                                  @Mohammed Israr water fasting is the best method. Cutting out water may be lethal, you know

                                • Mohammed Israr
                                  Mohammed Israr  3 days back

                                  lol @ water fasting. Try real fasting.

                              • Rumesha Jeyavudeen
                                Rumesha Jeyavudeen  4 days back

                                I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

                                • Ella D
                                  Ella D  3 days back


                                • Jodie Mullan
                                  Jodie Mullan  4 days back

                                  I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

                              • J C
                                J C  4 days back

                                He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

                                • Rich Boy P
                                  Rich Boy P  4 days back

                                  Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

                                  • Simge Karabulut
                                    Simge Karabulut  4 days back

                                    I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

                                    • anita gerard
                                      anita gerard  4 days back


                                      • jcook109
                                        jcook109  5 days back

                                        The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!

                                        • SeraphicSamantha
                                          SeraphicSamantha  5 days back

                                          Dieting - the thing i can never commit to

                                          • Nazeeda Kors
                                            Nazeeda Kors  5 days back


                                            • Mr T
                                              Mr T  5 days back

                                              This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!

                                              • Karen Curtis
                                                Karen Curtis  5 days back

                                                My fridge doesn't make a noice thank goodness, I would keep the wife awake all night. Pp, snack , pp, snack 😴🤗😳

                                                • Vote for Pedro
                                                  Vote for Pedro  5 days back

                                                  loveeee his physical comedy! kills me :p

                                                  • Esther ‘-‘
                                                    Esther ‘-‘  5 days back


                                                    • Wendy Dee
                                                      Wendy Dee  6 days back

                                                      I absolutely adore this man! Just wondering if anyone else is using google to find out how to lose 14lbs (1 stone) in a week using epsom salt? Without the fasting lol

                                                    • Copper Bunnies
                                                      Copper Bunnies  6 days back

                                                      does a very good zombie impression

                                                      • Tekashi 6ix9ine
                                                        Tekashi 6ix9ine  6 days back

                                                        I thought he was a comedian 🤔

                                                        • sad boi
                                                          sad boi  6 days back

                                                          As a skeleton I feel quite saddened by this

                                                          • dylan Kirkland
                                                            dylan Kirkland  6 days back

                                                            Going to get a snack now.

                                                            • Charming nowhere to hide

                                                              I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.

                                                              • dagmarka lucic
                                                                dagmarka lucic  6 days back

                                                                It would be awesome when he would come to Vienna.

                                                                • madhav raj
                                                                  madhav raj  6 days back

                                                                  People uhv to gain muscle thats it
                                                                  If u dont eat ur metabolism will fk up n will regain weight faster n more weight
                                                                  U just to lift weight n eat a protein rich diet n thats it u will be amazed
                                                                  Thats applicable to both sexes

                                                                • Hugh Conboy
                                                                  Hugh Conboy  6 days back

                                                                  I like it how he's both funny and fat. Because a lot of these comedians think that they're funny, but they're not. And many think that because they're fat that they're entitled to their own tv show, when in fact they're not because they're not even funny.

                                                                  • DoubleDeckerAnton
                                                                    DoubleDeckerAnton  6 days back

                                                                    There is a guy on 'The Apprentice' on BBC1 who reminds me of you...!!! 😂🤣

                                                                    • A Man Has No Name
                                                                      A Man Has No Name  4 days back

                                                                      The guy on The Apprentice is a LOT more effeminate though 😂😂

                                                                  • Sharon P
                                                                    Sharon P  6 days back

                                                                    Why not just go on a plant-based diet, lost weight and healthy

                                                                  • Paul Osc Slots
                                                                    Paul Osc Slots  6 days back

                                                                    This guy was funny for about a week some years ago. His act is literally the same every time.

                                                                    • Ellen Herman
                                                                      Ellen Herman  6 days back

                                                                      Omg i get a headache laughing so hard!!!

                                                                      • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                        Leopard Bra Brado  6 days back

                                                                        I think I may have peed a little 😂😂😂😂

                                                                        • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                          Amas Bansal Art  6 days back

                                                                          McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.

                                                                          • M3rlin
                                                                            M3rlin  3 days back

                                                                            @Amas Bansal Art yeah. you get tired just watching him run and jump around.

                                                                          • Amas Bansal Art
                                                                            Amas Bansal Art  3 days back

                                                                            @M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

                                                                          • M3rlin
                                                                            M3rlin  4 days back

                                                                            Lee Evans.

                                                                        • sillyme sillyyou
                                                                          sillyme sillyyou  6 days back

                                                                          The newest language- stomach growl.

                                                                          • hen ko
                                                                            hen ko  6 days back

                                                                            much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                        • FJ HAYDN
                                                                          FJ HAYDN  6 days back

                                                                          Ha, ha! I found a new one

                                                                          • FJ HAYDN
                                                                            FJ HAYDN  6 days back

                                                                            @Leopard Bra Brado ? (I found a new McINTYRE SKETCH)

                                                                          • Leopard Bra Brado
                                                                            Leopard Bra Brado  6 days back

                                                                            much that you could chew them in anger

                                                                        • Cassie
                                                                          Cassie  7 days back

                                                                          the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.

                                                                          • hen ko
                                                                            hen ko  6 days back

                                                                            you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor hate those things so

                                                                        • Cashmeoutside Howbowdah

                                                                          This is probably funny if you're boring as fuck

                                                                          • LDC
                                                                            LDC  7 days back

                                                                            Michael, Michael, Michael... god you're the best

                                                                            • Manny Khan
                                                                              Manny Khan  7 days back

                                                                              Laughed so hard I had to go to the loo

                                                                              • Cassie
                                                                                Cassie  7 days back