NEW JOKES - October (Lazy Mama, and more!)

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  • nycerd mccants
    nycerd mccants  29 minutes back

    Yo mama so hot that when she went to the strip club she got fired cuz she was too hot got all the boys

    • Ivan Sanchez
      Ivan Sanchez  29 minutes back

      Yo mama so fat Mario though she was bowser

      • Lahja Kk
        Lahja Kk  50 minutes back

        Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry

        • Agron Hoti
          Agron Hoti  1 hours back

          Yo mama so dumb she called the ambulance bc she saw dead people bc she was in a grayvyard

          • David Mhlang, - Nkansah

            Yo mama so Strong, not even John Cena could beat her up

            • AngryBirdsandCaillouyesDoraandClydeno though

              Yo mama so Rich her teeth are gold

              • chocolate senan
                chocolate senan  2 hours back

                Yo mama so ugly when she got a zit........IT POPPED!

                • ayeyahzee MASTER SON
                  ayeyahzee MASTER SON  2 hours back

                  Yo mama so hot het blood type is fire

                  • Joann Divison
                    Joann Divison  3 hours back

                    Yo mama so lazy even snorlax got jealous!

                    • Emily Chan
                      Emily Chan  3 hours back

                      yo mama so hot that bendy fell in love with her!💗💗🙇🙆💑👫👪

                      • TheBig Bargain
                        TheBig Bargain  3 hours back

                        awesomely epic gamer mama joke guys:


                        Yo mama so laundry detergent, she could clean a laundry detergent!
                        OMG! WHAT A LOL!
                        PLEASE LIKE AND SUBCRIBE IN THE COMMENTS!

                        • jen manipon
                          jen manipon  5 hours back

                          To mama so lazy she use an elevator to go to heaven

                          • Mr. Evil Kraken [EVO]
                            Mr. Evil Kraken [EVO]  5 hours back

                            Yo mama is so lazy, when she takes out the trash, SHE DOES IT in her sleep



                            Goddamn that sonofabitch actually does throw the goddamn trash

                            • Jami Felton
                              Jami Felton  5 hours back

                              Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the couch she freaking turned it into a couch with wheels

                              • Jami Felton
                                Jami Felton  5 hours back

                                Yo mama so ugly pennywise didn't want to give her a balloon

                                • Mazin Rashid
                                  Mazin Rashid  5 hours back

                                  Yo mama so fat when she died everyone put nutala on her grave

                                  • Alexgamer 2774
                                    Alexgamer 2774  6 hours back

                                    Yo mama is so LAZY in cuphead she puts cofe in mugman and poors it out of ms.chalice

                                    • kylie dell
                                      kylie dell  6 hours back

                                      Do you take Yo daughtah jokes? If so, Yo Daughtah so LAZY, when her mom woke her up for school, she said, "1 More hour please?"

                                      • Nassos Silver
                                        Nassos Silver  6 hours back

                                        Jeremy

                                        • Rosie Rush
                                          Rosie Rush  7 hours back

                                          Yo mama so UGLY if she was a levee the water would go the OTHER WAY

                                          • Fathimath Izwa
                                            Fathimath Izwa  8 hours back

                                            Yo mama so smart,Hermione granger got jealous

                                            • Fathimath Izwa
                                              Fathimath Izwa  8 hours back

                                              Yo mama so evil,voldermort was jealous

                                              • Fathimath Izwa
                                                Fathimath Izwa  8 hours back

                                                Yo mama so fat,hagrid from harry potter had a crush on her

                                                • Jhun Agot
                                                  Jhun Agot  9 hours back

                                                  Yo mama is so stupid

                                                  • Norbert Lazenski
                                                    Norbert Lazenski  9 hours back

                                                    Yo mamma is so fat that when she jumps into the sea she causes a tsunami

                                                    • Xabien Anches
                                                      Xabien Anches  9 hours back

                                                      you mama so lazy when she jumps into the pool she died and stupid mama is jealous and followed her

                                                      • Doge CZ
                                                        Doge CZ  10 hours back

                                                        Wow those some mamas can talk.?? Don't believe!

                                                        • Gabriel Dimayuga
                                                          Gabriel Dimayuga  10 hours back

                                                          yo mama so fat wen fat mama saw George she thought she was a block of cheese

                                                          • Nir Ben-Zion
                                                            Nir Ben-Zion  11 hours back

                                                            Yo mama so evil, her bf was chucky

                                                            • Nir Ben-Zion
                                                              Nir Ben-Zion  11 hours back

                                                              Yo mama so lazy when she takes a nap in a forest she slept on wolf’s furs

                                                              • Martarda Legend
                                                                Martarda Legend  12 hours back

                                                                Yo mama so lazy her blood tipe is pillow

                                                                Like so Brody can see👍

                                                                • 顏偉濠
                                                                  顏偉濠  12 hours back

                                                                  notice me

                                                                  • 顏偉濠
                                                                    顏偉濠  12 hours back

                                                                    hi

                                                                    • CRASH
                                                                      CRASH  13 hours back

                                                                      Yo mama so Lazy her yawns can yawn!

                                                                      • Icycles O8
                                                                        Icycles O8  14 hours back

                                                                        Yo mama so skinny she choked on a burger

                                                                        • Arch Xenia
                                                                          Arch Xenia  14 hours back

                                                                          Joke: yo mama so ugly that the devil killed himself

                                                                          • Eno Abaigar
                                                                            Eno Abaigar  14 hours back

                                                                            yo mama so ugly the dirt turned into stone

                                                                            • Stephanie Scott
                                                                              Stephanie Scott  15 hours back

                                                                              Yo mama so lazy, Homer got jealous

                                                                              • Jeanette Flores
                                                                                Jeanette Flores  15 hours back

                                                                                Yo mama so stupid she thought knuckles the echidna was a encelada

                                                                                • Nicholas Sawicki
                                                                                  Nicholas Sawicki  17 hours back

                                                                                  2:08 i get it, SERIAL killer because serial sounds like cereal

                                                                                  • Sheena Ibo
                                                                                    Sheena Ibo  17 hours back

                                                                                    Yo mama so stupid she thought her shadow is a stalker

                                                                                    • Joy Campling
                                                                                      Joy Campling  17 hours back

                                                                                      thats racist

                                                                                      • Grand Priest
                                                                                        Grand Priest  17 hours back

                                                                                        Yo mama so smart, she stopped global warming!

                                                                                        • Grand Priest
                                                                                          Grand Priest  17 hours back

                                                                                          Yo mama so lazy, her first words were I’m going to bed

                                                                                          • Super hybrid Indoraptor
                                                                                            Super hybrid Indoraptor  17 hours back

                                                                                            Yo mama so lazy, he blood type is sleeping pills

                                                                                            • Karson Fowler
                                                                                              Karson Fowler  17 hours back

                                                                                              yo mama so ugly people thought she was dressed up for halloween TWO MONTHS BEFORE IT

                                                                                              • Karson Fowler
                                                                                                Karson Fowler  17 hours back

                                                                                                yo mama so ugly pennywise rejected her

                                                                                                • Karson Fowler
                                                                                                  Karson Fowler  17 hours back

                                                                                                  Yo mama so stupid she stuck a light bulb up her butt and thought she was a power ranger