"Good Credit, Buy Anything!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)

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  • Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah   1 weeks back

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • Daniel Felipe Villamil Cifuentes
      Daniel Felipe Villamil Cifuentes  21 hours back

      Funny as always bro! You might want to reconsider the delivery of the choking joke (anticlimactic mental image makes you look bad, I think) and the conversation with Siri (not funny, but totally could be if you improve the lines). Peace!

    • Vic B.
      Vic B.  5 days back

      Hey Trevor, why is the all time classic British colony so scarce. Pls pls pls post a video of it. Thanks!

    • X Y
      X Y  5 days back

      Trevor u the goat

    • Safiah Mohamed
      Safiah Mohamed  6 days back

      I love you

    • S Shaw
      S Shaw  6 days back

      I love you Trevor Noah.

  • Hiba Fadelp
    Hiba Fadelp  12 hours back

    you are amazing

    • Twinkle R.
      Twinkle R.  21 hours back

      I love this guy 😃

      • I can't think of a name

        What's your relationship status?
        Me: *5:46** Spanish GPS starts flirting* It's complicated..

        • ゴルドCreator
          ゴルドCreator  1 days back

          he's right, Chinese is so hard to learn, I know...

          • House Guru Gangs
            House Guru Gangs  1 days back

            Check out this song we made for TREVOR on my channel. P.S. Only for people with good humor 😂😂

            • Lethu Gwala
              Lethu Gwala  2 days back

              so sick, "5 years later"

              • Petri Claver
                Petri Claver  2 days back

                "five years later..." that cracked me up...very funny :)))

                • Smart Phone Fix
                  Smart Phone Fix  2 days back

                  dis was not good

                  • Indirá Camotim
                    Indirá Camotim  3 days back

                    Hahaha Trevor !! You are just too much ! It doesn’t matter how low I am feeling, I watch one of your videos and before long... I am laughing like crazy 😂😂😂😂
                    Thank you 🙏🏽

                    • t_ n_rasberry
                      t_ n_rasberry  3 days back

                      I guess the credit thing is like a report card. It let companies know if you're trustworthy.
                      They dont want to lose a $15,000+ car just because they just want to get a rental fee of $35+/day.

                      • mathebula nhlamulo
                        mathebula nhlamulo  3 days back

                        Watched this thousand times but still laugh like am watching it for the first time....never get enough of Trevor's jokes😂😂😂😂😂

                        • C C
                          C C  3 days back

                          I’ll subscribe when you stop disrespecting our President!!

                          • Stanza
                            Stanza  3 days back

                            Trevor saying Chinese is one of the hardest so he's not learning it, but is learning Japanese which is harder 😂

                          • Omade Chisomaga Okanya

                            Get yourself a spanish GPS😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

                            • Jose Gray
                              Jose Gray  3 days back

                              America (USA) the land where everybody makes fun of.....LOL but is so 100% correct.

                              • DreamGlow
                                DreamGlow  3 days back

                                "du-dung"

                                • Krystof Dayne
                                  Krystof Dayne  3 days back

                                  To all the people thinking you can't do comedy anymore because of our pc culture and because you're always offending somebody: look at this. This is great. It's hilarious and there's so much ethnic humour in there, but it's not offensive, because he's not insulting anyone...

                                  • Reyes Wong
                                    Reyes Wong  3 days back

                                    I know how to speak the Sabahan Chinese but I don't know how to read nor write chinese.

                                    • hls Ding
                                      hls Ding  3 days back

                                      LMAO, in our country, if there is a woman bad driver, u can not say : ah, woman driver. That's sexist.

                                      • Nicole Wulff
                                        Nicole Wulff  3 days back

                                        Love Your Show so Funny 😂😂😂

                                        • Marnie May
                                          Marnie May  3 days back

                                          Having a shit day till my son sent me ur videos never laughed and cried at the same time ur a clever dude soooo funny man thank u we need to laugh more in this beautiful world .Especially the way it’s all turning out to be on this earth.peace to the universe✌🏻💕😂xx

                                          • Zalam wa
                                            Zalam wa  4 days back

                                            Trump should be impeached and resign President Trump is be third President not reelected,

                                            • Matthias81
                                              Matthias81  4 days back

                                              Japanese is harder than Chinese for English speakers.

                                            • Mickey Romeo
                                              Mickey Romeo  4 days back

                                              this is funny?

                                              • malcolm adderley
                                                malcolm adderley  4 days back

                                                HE'S ONLY HALF BLACK SO HE CAN USE A BLACK PERSON AS A SHIELD FOR BULLETS WHEN THE COPS START SHOOTING. FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THEY ARE TRAINED TO FIRE IN ORDER OF MELANIN. IT'S CALLED "PASSENGER 58 A.K.A. THE WESLEY SNIPES LAW!" #USEIT

                                                • Fatality Beam
                                                  Fatality Beam  4 days back

                                                  I'm asian 😭

                                                  • Mingfei Wang
                                                    Mingfei Wang  4 days back

                                                    Yeah, there are 26 letters in English, but how many words, 20k, 40k? While there are about 8k characters in Chinese, and that's it.

                                                    • Mingfei Wang
                                                      Mingfei Wang  7 hours back

                                                      @Tingwei Zhang but you don't have to remember Chinese words.

                                                    • Tingwei Zhang
                                                      Tingwei Zhang  12 hours back

                                                      but if you count the words, Chinese must have got way more than that

                                                  • piripopper the first
                                                    piripopper the first  4 days back

                                                    Erm a teeny tiny bit racist at times but ig it’s kinda funny :/

                                                    • Vagenstein
                                                      Vagenstein  4 days back

                                                      Shut your mouth boy.
                                                      You are just another broke ass bitch that cant get any credit.
                                                      So why joke about something you know nothing of?

                                                      • Keagle Eagle
                                                        Keagle Eagle  4 days back

                                                        "Bitch "call mom?
                                                        Did you save your mom bitch?

                                                        • onmypurpose 90
                                                          onmypurpose 90  4 days back

                                                          What comes after Q 😂

                                                          • Deren Icke
                                                            Deren Icke  4 days back

                                                            Funny fellow

                                                            • Patrick Nieves
                                                              Patrick Nieves  4 days back

                                                              Saw the new bernie sanders add... dissapointed thought you were fair and honest

                                                              • allyiah simon
                                                                allyiah simon  5 days back

                                                                its racist to call an asian person a bad driver because of their eyes. Just saying it for the ones who don’t understand. Im not saying it true nor do i agree withthis.

                                                                • Helliant1
                                                                  Helliant1  5 days back

                                                                  Hey, I accidentally had Siri set to Australian English as I speak American English. The same thing happened to me and I was getting so pissed I wanted to throw my iPhone as hard as I could on the ground! I would ask to call “mom”, Siri would say “now calling Vitaly!” Or would play the wrong music group, etc, etc...

                                                                  • James Winchester
                                                                    James Winchester  5 days back

                                                                    How in the fuck is he African American? He’s from Europe. Can we all just understand the language that we have all agreed upon.

                                                                    • Aeryus2012 Salvation
                                                                      Aeryus2012 Salvation  5 days back

                                                                      America has influenced you. Much more vulgar in your shows.

                                                                      • Lightning_闪电
                                                                        Lightning_闪电  5 days back

                                                                        "你好吗 You gotta learn chinese, they're taking over"
                                                                        Lol same here in Brazil

                                                                        • johnny rotten
                                                                          johnny rotten  5 days back

                                                                          I wish this guy was funny

                                                                          • Bernice Panders
                                                                            Bernice Panders  5 days back

                                                                            I am 35yrs old, single disabled white girl, stuck in a toxic hud apt. in smalltown, Michigan, the only one in my extended family & 'friends' to have never been allowed one shot at a vehicle! In fact, since my first massive heart/kidney failure at 27, my ONLY WISH has been to leave everything behind & LIVE IN A VAN, which is something every single person in my family would be appalled by!
                                                                            If you're born unwanted & neglected by a family that never plans for one minute for your future, if you're disabled in childhood & expected to exist on 20% of the poverty level & never get anywhere with credit or experience having credit, you're just royally fucked!!
                                                                            After being a literal medical lab rat for 22yrs, abandoned by my large, healthy, middle class family & used & abused by a female version of TRUMP for a mother, who took my entire $12k back disability check & 90% of every monthly check after, I am literally DYING FROM STRESS (massive terminal stress heart failure), because I'm the only person I know in my life who's never had a vehicle of any kind!
                                                                            No rides to my twice a month mandatory Dr appts 45mins away, no way to get to the store or anywhere else I may need to, more than the 3x a month I'm allowed to tag along with my abusive mother or the neighbor to Walmart.
                                                                            My heart was stomped into pieces after watching events come thru an hour or less away, especially in the 2016 elections cycle when I finally got into politics, events that would have changed my life, or at least let me experience being treated like a human being, be around others who have the same passions & dreams as I do, something positive to hold onto for the years I'm trapped in my lab rat cage! LGBTQ parades, Bernie rallies, Atheist events, concerts, even seeing a movie in a theater, none of which I've done at all, or in years in the case of movies! Nothing to make me know what freedom, happiness, being loved, being supported, etc even feel like! If I had been allowed to move out of state like 90% of my family has for no reason at all, I not only would be massively less financially stressed, but could be treated by specialists for my dozen (& counting) debilitating, painful chronic & terminal illnesses, most of which go ignored here!
                                                                            I wonder how many other young adults are trapped & end up dying in the same town they were born in, because they had the most careless, neglectful family & impossible to attain standards before being allowed the chance at a vehicle of ANY KIND...

                                                                            • Aizada Aizada
                                                                              Aizada Aizada  5 days back

                                                                              I love you 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋

                                                                              • Dope kid Republic
                                                                                Dope kid Republic  5 days back

                                                                                "Oh sorry. You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian."

                                                                                • BlueRoadster
                                                                                  BlueRoadster  5 days back

                                                                                  Is it racist to call him out on the choking bit? No. Anyone can use violence against women- after demeaning them for sounding inferior because of the way they speak- as a basis for a joke, am I right?
                                                                                  The bitter reality is that a woman in domestic violence is being emotionally manipulated into believing that something about them rationalizes/deserves reciprocity of violence. "Oh I am so dying, like OMG". Over-dramatic emphasis is not a crime, but murder is. Gaslighting is making someone feel that reality isn't quite as it seems to silence a victim and continue oppression. I will speak up against that- if they cannot, even if people feel PC sensorship has gone too far- UNTIL there isn't domestic violence against women anymore. Imagine, if that were true- would this joke really be so "funny"? I do not think so. Violence as a vice for entertainment, IMO is generally a lazy mechanism to incite easy emotional responses. I was emotionally triggered, but not by joyful laughter.
                                                                                  If Trevor Noah wants the continued luxury and privilege of calling ANYBODY out by virtue of his show and stage platforms, on any "words" they choose to express, he needs to realize he is a hypocrite- or apologize, because he, as a professional comedian, carefully orchestrates words specifically, - for more than just the purpose of a laugh. I understand that an abuser should not seek social permission for their abuse, but for the entire history of humanity, women have been subjugated to violence from abusive men, and Time is Up Men, you need to grow past this idea that it is ok to joke about physically hurting a woman- as a start.

                                                                                  • Shnikia McCreaven
                                                                                    Shnikia McCreaven  5 days back

                                                                                    Trevor when are you coming to Atlanta, GA🥰🥰🥰

                                                                                    • Rita Walker
                                                                                      Rita Walker  5 days back

                                                                                      Trevor Noah needs to be cloned I want one. Adorable

                                                                                      • Pius B.
                                                                                        Pius B.  5 days back

                                                                                        That Asian accent kills me lmao

                                                                                        • Michael san roman Jr
                                                                                          Michael san roman Jr  6 days back

                                                                                          Hi Trevor Noah