Oops I'm in New York

  • Published: 14 May 2019
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    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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    With love,

    Jashton Cutcher
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Comments • 16 768

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  4 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Rainbow Dimension
      Rainbow Dimension  5 days back

      Omg joana liked your comment and pinned it

    • Pedro Meneses
      Pedro Meneses  6 days back

      People that say "Trump supporters" in a depreciative manner usually don't know that much about politics or even american history of the last 10 years so they truly believe the dying kinder garden "journalism" that orange man has a revolutionary agenda.

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  7 days back

      I must protect my queen

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  7 days back

      Shut up

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  7 days back

      Y r u here then

  • loulou dag
    loulou dag  9 hours back

    How did Joanna not eat a bagel during her whole trip

    • Gach'Em
      Gach'Em  13 hours back

      Oops my finger slipped in my butt hole and now I’m in New York

      • Stinck Smith
        Stinck Smith  22 hours back

        The Kevin Oleary joke got me dying

        • AwksitsRoz
          AwksitsRoz  22 hours back

          as a new yorker this was atrocious and i hate to think that this is what most tourists do when they visit

          • Danae Kolyva
            Danae Kolyva  1 days back

            Firebringer!!! Where my starkids at!

            • HelpINeedNamjesus
              HelpINeedNamjesus  2 days back

              I paused Outro: Tear by BTS for you
              That’s how special you are
              You’re welcome btw
              Also I love your channel!!!🥰💜💜💜

              • BennMa
                BennMa  2 days back

                i have never felt more positivity, i'm watching every single video 10 times thank you very much now i'm happy

                • BennMa
                  BennMa  2 days back

                  you give me hope that a healthy family can actually exist

                  • A B
                    A B  2 days back

                    I despise avocados

                    • ging3rdragon
                      ging3rdragon  3 days back

                      Shorty awards for short plp ☺️👍

                      • ging3rdragon
                        ging3rdragon  3 days back

                        Omg mother goose needs to make a how to video when going places! Im horrible! 😂👍

                        • National Pornographic
                          National Pornographic  3 days back

                          Your mom is a MILFBURGER. Without the lettuce.

                          • Emily Vernon
                            Emily Vernon  3 days back

                            Joana- no wait i'm sorry- Ms.Ceddia (what kind of a rude person have i become)
                            You are a true storyteller.

                            • melina 123
                              melina 123  3 days back

                              You parents are AWESOME

                              • Claryssa Roxberry
                                Claryssa Roxberry  3 days back

                                I bought The Eurythmics album for Sweet Dreams too!!!!

                                • kat illac
                                  kat illac  4 days back

                                  I feel like there are two ways a really gorgeous girl can go... snobby and stupid or weird, hilarious and quick as a whip. 😂

                                  • Strrynights x
                                    Strrynights x  4 days back

                                    At 15:41 you said it was 8 : 45 but it was actually 8 : 54 ..

                                    ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

                                    • Mark Griner
                                      Mark Griner  4 days back

                                      Ok but is the Kusama Pumpkins shot a reference to Cluam Sutherland?

                                      • shelex l
                                        shelex l  4 days back

                                        The Whole video is like a massive brain fart 🤣

                                        • India Bolton
                                          India Bolton  4 days back

                                          Biscotti airplane cookies are the shit

                                          • Julie Luu
                                            Julie Luu  4 days back

                                            The smartest you tuber I’ve watched..a breath of fresh air

                                            • Josh Chandler
                                              Josh Chandler  5 days back

                                              I knew I was a robot

                                              • Mia Reguero
                                                Mia Reguero  5 days back

                                                CHANGE THE PISTURE it’s cringing me not the picture but the fact that you have short hair now soooo 😂🤷‍♀️ yeah

                                                • Itz_le LonelyPotato
                                                  Itz_le LonelyPotato  6 days back

                                                  I love how her parents are so cool

                                                  • Hani Hatami
                                                    Hani Hatami  7 days back

                                                    Omg i looove that she throws shade at like every youtuber😂😂

                                                    • Marlon Daniels
                                                      Marlon Daniels  7 days back

                                                      John Cena:I'm in New York-
                                                      Me,hamiltrash:WHERE YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN.....WOMAN
                                                      I'm sorry

                                                      • Ashon James
                                                        Ashon James  7 days back

                                                        I love how Joana's mom always looks like a librarian in every video

                                                        • Spxcebb
                                                          Spxcebb  1 weeks back

                                                          Ok so you went to New York and I live an hour away ..... YOU DIDNT VIST ME

                                                          • aljanat5
                                                            aljanat5  1 weeks back

                                                            16:25 Aspergers fangirl loves Aspergers singer, Aspergers YouTube viewer nods in agreement.

                                                            • Aoife Boyle
                                                              Aoife Boyle  1 weeks back

                                                              Joana likes firebringer

                                                              She is perfect

                                                              • Emma Rutledge
                                                                Emma Rutledge  1 weeks back

                                                                6:15 joanna sweetie, what's on your hand?

                                                                • cindy
                                                                  cindy  1 weeks back

                                                                  Oh no that dress looked like a hospital gown you should dress like your mom.

                                                                  • Midnight Weir
                                                                    Midnight Weir  1 weeks back

                                                                    Free sho Voc a doodle

                                                                    • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                      Dhff Xghhf  1 weeks back

                                                                      U do look thick in that dress

                                                                      • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                        Dhff Xghhf  1 weeks back

                                                                        She is so cute ❤️💙💙💙😍

                                                                        • Isabella Eagan
                                                                          Isabella Eagan  1 weeks back

                                                                          do I see 5sos

                                                                          • Stephanie Henderson
                                                                            Stephanie Henderson  1 weeks back

                                                                            I know you don’t like English as a subject but you should write books 📚 just sayin
                                                                            Love your work

                                                                            • molly morse
                                                                              molly morse  2 weeks back

                                                                              Where. Did. You. Get. Those. Shoes.

                                                                              • Reese Fahlman
                                                                                Reese Fahlman  2 weeks back

                                                                                U give me a Eloise vibes, and I love it

                                                                                • Cerise Jones
                                                                                  Cerise Jones  2 weeks back

                                                                                  You should put a mic fuzzy on your mic*** so it wont pop as mucho...

                                                                                  • Puppy Man
                                                                                    Puppy Man  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Now I can’t imagine her with brown hair LOL

                                                                                    • Emily OMG
                                                                                      Emily OMG  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I went to New York but in. The ending of July

                                                                                      • EMILIA SEMENTILLI
                                                                                        EMILIA SEMENTILLI  2 weeks back

                                                                                        I wonder if Joana ever laughs at her own jokes while doing her commentary. Like maybe she has to start that section over. Maybe she has commentary bloopers. If so, that should be a video

                                                                                        • Malak Hanine
                                                                                          Malak Hanine  2 weeks back

                                                                                          EMILIA SEMENTILLI OMG i thought the same thing while watching the video and i was gonna ask it too

                                                                                      • Che Guevara
                                                                                        Che Guevara  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Even the description is funny 🙃

                                                                                        • Lily McDonnell
                                                                                          Lily McDonnell  2 weeks back

                                                                                          More like and i OOP IM IN NEW YURK HHHHEEEEE HEEEEEE SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

                                                                                          • Abigail Juliet
                                                                                            Abigail Juliet  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Cut to your dad eating an entire rotisserie chicken

                                                                                            • Ines Ärlig
                                                                                              Ines Ärlig  2 weeks back

                                                                                              I went to new york 3 weeks earlier...