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  • Published: 14 May 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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    Current sub count: 2, 207, 533

    With love,

    Jashton Cutcher
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Comments • 16 751

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  4 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Rainbow Dimension
      Rainbow Dimension  2 days back

      Omg joana liked your comment and pinned it

    • Pedro Meneses
      Pedro Meneses  2 days back

      People that say "Trump supporters" in a depreciative manner usually don't know that much about politics or even american history of the last 10 years so they truly believe the dying kinder garden "journalism" that orange man has a revolutionary agenda.

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  3 days back

      I must protect my queen

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  3 days back

      Shut up

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  3 days back

      Y r u here then

  • kat illac
    kat illac  4 hours back

    I feel like there are two ways a really gorgeous girl can go... snobby and stupid or weird, hilarious and quick as a whip. 😂

    • Strrynights x
      Strrynights x  5 hours back

      At 15:41 you said it was 8 : 45 but it was actually 8 : 54 ..

      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

      • Mark Griner
        Mark Griner  8 hours back

        Ok but is the Kusama Pumpkins shot a reference to Cluam Sutherland?

        • shelex l
          shelex l  12 hours back

          The Whole video is like a massive brain fart 🤣

          • India Bolton
            India Bolton  14 hours back

            Biscotti airplane cookies are the shit

            • Julie Luu
              Julie Luu  14 hours back

              The smartest you tuber I’ve watched..a breath of fresh air

              • Josh Chandler
                Josh Chandler  1 days back

                I knew I was a robot

                • Mia Reguero
                  Mia Reguero  1 days back

                  CHANGE THE PISTURE it’s cringing me not the picture but the fact that you have short hair now soooo 😂🤷‍♀️ yeah

                  • Itz_le LonelyPotato
                    Itz_le LonelyPotato  3 days back

                    I love how her parents are so cool

                    • Hani Hatami
                      Hani Hatami  3 days back

                      Omg i looove that she throws shade at like every youtuber😂😂

                      • Marlon Daniels
                        Marlon Daniels  3 days back

                        John Cena:I'm in New York-
                        Me,hamiltrash:WHERE YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN.....WOMAN
                        I'm sorry

                        • Ashon James
                          Ashon James  3 days back

                          I love how Joana's mom always looks like a librarian in every video

                          • Spxcebb
                            Spxcebb  3 days back

                            Ok so you went to New York and I live an hour away ..... YOU DIDNT VIST ME

                            • aljanat5
                              aljanat5  3 days back

                              16:25 Aspergers fangirl loves Aspergers singer, Aspergers YouTube viewer nods in agreement.

                              • Aoife Boyle
                                Aoife Boyle  4 days back

                                Joana likes firebringer





                                She is perfect

                                • Emma Rutledge
                                  Emma Rutledge  5 days back

                                  6:15 joanna sweetie, what's on your hand?

                                  • cindy
                                    cindy  5 days back

                                    Oh no that dress looked like a hospital gown you should dress like your mom.

                                    • Midnight Weir
                                      Midnight Weir  5 days back

                                      Free sho Voc a doodle

                                      • Dhff Xghhf
                                        Dhff Xghhf  5 days back

                                        U do look thick in that dress

                                        • Dhff Xghhf
                                          Dhff Xghhf  5 days back

                                          She is so cute ❤️💙💙💙😍

                                          • Isabella Eagan
                                            Isabella Eagan  5 days back

                                            do I see 5sos

                                            • Stephanie Henderson
                                              Stephanie Henderson  6 days back

                                              I know you don’t like English as a subject but you should write books 📚 just sayin
                                              Love your work

                                              • molly morse
                                                molly morse  1 weeks back

                                                Where. Did. You. Get. Those. Shoes.

                                                • Reese Fahlman
                                                  Reese Fahlman  1 weeks back

                                                  U give me a Eloise vibes, and I love it

                                                  • Cerise Jones
                                                    Cerise Jones  1 weeks back

                                                    You should put a mic fuzzy on your mic*** so it wont pop as mucho...

                                                    • Puppy Man
                                                      Puppy Man  1 weeks back

                                                      Now I can’t imagine her with brown hair LOL

                                                      • Emily OMG
                                                        Emily OMG  1 weeks back

                                                        I went to New York but in. The ending of July

                                                        • EMILIA SEMENTILLI
                                                          EMILIA SEMENTILLI  1 weeks back

                                                          I wonder if Joana ever laughs at her own jokes while doing her commentary. Like maybe she has to start that section over. Maybe she has commentary bloopers. If so, that should be a video

                                                          • Malak Hanine
                                                            Malak Hanine  1 weeks back

                                                            EMILIA SEMENTILLI OMG i thought the same thing while watching the video and i was gonna ask it too

                                                        • Che Guevara
                                                          Che Guevara  1 weeks back

                                                          Even the description is funny 🙃

                                                          • Lily McDonnell
                                                            Lily McDonnell  1 weeks back

                                                            More like and i OOP IM IN NEW YURK HHHHEEEEE HEEEEEE SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

                                                            • Abigail Juliet
                                                              Abigail Juliet  1 weeks back

                                                              Cut to your dad eating an entire rotisserie chicken

                                                              • Ines Ärlig
                                                                Ines Ärlig  1 weeks back

                                                                I went to new york 3 weeks earlier...

                                                                • S a l l y
                                                                  S a l l y  1 weeks back

                                                                  This ugly perfected lazy girl is so perfect for my life

                                                                  • Nikki's Kaleidoscope
                                                                    Nikki's Kaleidoscope  2 weeks back

                                                                    Everytime Joana's mom appears, :D :D :D :D :D :D. I love it though, she is so sweet!

                                                                    • Nicolle. art
                                                                      Nicolle. art  2 weeks back

                                                                      "So please don't pull a One Direction or a Jonas Brothers move on us"
                                                                      :)))))))) I don't know how should I feel about it

                                                                      • brianna uwu
                                                                        brianna uwu  2 weeks back

                                                                        your outfit (from the plane) IS ACTUALLY SO NICE OMG I WANT IT

                                                                        • galaxy 44
                                                                          galaxy 44  2 weeks back

                                                                          Your moms reaction to your waffle made my day :) Bahahaha

                                                                          • Hiya It's Evie
                                                                            Hiya It's Evie  2 weeks back

                                                                            Ommggg. She likes firebringer... I'm so happy, which is probably really stupid but... starkid

                                                                            • George Pig
                                                                              George Pig  2 weeks back

                                                                              Shout out to the wind shield wipers

                                                                              • The Maya Show
                                                                                The Maya Show  2 weeks back

                                                                                Yes I love firebringer

                                                                                • Epic Gamer Helena
                                                                                  Epic Gamer Helena  2 weeks back

                                                                                  The big banana is a place in Australia 😂

                                                                                  • ²MõD² Wrath
                                                                                    ²MõD² Wrath  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Eurythmics, Sweet Dreams.... That just got you a thumbs up

                                                                                    • James Brooke
                                                                                      James Brooke  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Eataly is my favorite Italian restaurant EVER. And i'm an Italian.

                                                                                      • Timeasa Rotele
                                                                                        Timeasa Rotele  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Sorry Joana but i hate avacodo

                                                                                        • Vanshika Vangani
                                                                                          Vanshika Vangani  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Someone tell me where in Canada does she live?

                                                                                          • psychopath
                                                                                            psychopath  3 weeks back

                                                                                            Ups, esmu Ņujorkā. Sounds like a latvian

                                                                                            • my name is chicka chicka slim

                                                                                              your so fuckin' precious when u smile!!🍎