I painted the Mona Lisa

  • Published: 01 January 2019
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    Happy 2019 guys!

    Can I just say the number “2019” sounds strange. For some reason, all I can think about when I hear the number 2019 is the bitter taste of cardboard. Or the smells of a spiky porcupine. You choose.

    In other news, my 2019 is off to a S T U P E N D O U S start. The gun has started and I am off sprinting; space is contracting and time is dilating as I travel closer and closer to the speed of light. Guess what I was doing in the wee hours of 2019? I was editing this video. And guess what happened? My laptop crashed and refused to turn on for a solid 50 minutes - this was all at 1:30 in the morning, mind you. So, I did what any sensible human being would have done: I bawled my eyes out to Gotye’s “Somebody that I used to know” (that song is still a bop - NAY! A KNEE SLAPPER, and you can fight me on that one). Wow, it’s only been 8 hours since 2019 began and I have already cried out my tear ducts.

    Flipping the page once more, I would like to give you my New Years resolutions. You know those things people swear they will accomplish at the beginning of every year but end up forgetting about by February? WELL YEET! I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN THIS YEAR! SO HERE THEY ARE:

    1. Fix my pooping schedule. I have had digestive problems since I was 10 years old, and I still suffer from those issues. And the thing is, I get the urge to go at completely inconvenient times. For instance, in the middle of a cross country race, I will be happily running when my intestines suddenly shriek at the top of their lungs “WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO POOP” and I am forced to deal with this intestinal immaturity. Do you think I chose this life? No, the poopy life chose me.
    2. Hate lentils less. At the moment, they taste like ass. We have a long way to go, chief.
    3. Learn archery. The apocalypse is looming and I must be prepared.
    4. Actually understand politics. What the heck is a “subpoena”? That is way too many vowels in one word.

    Anyways! That’s all I have to say and I hope you enjoyed this video. This is probably the video I put the most effort into so far so I’m actually kind of proud of it. Hope you enjoyed it too!

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    Jiley Cyrus
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Comments • 22 444

  • Sofia Nijhar
    Sofia Nijhar  3 hours back

    Leonardo Da Vinci : **Takes 4 years to paint the Mona Lisa**

    John Cena : I’m not talented...

    Also John Cena : **Paints the Mona Lisa in a week**

    Me : wHaT

    • SELOZAR Is My Favourite Myth

      Thumbnail looks nothing like the actual painting -_-

      • GoFloGo
        GoFloGo  2 days back

        LMAO this still turned out good, I TRIED to paint the Mona on a purse on my channel lol let's just say I struggled

        • ging3rdragon
          ging3rdragon  3 days back


          • Kim taehyung
            Kim taehyung  4 days back

            She looks good but without the face

            • Green Bean
              Green Bean  4 days back

              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗
              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗
              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗
              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗
              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗
              now paint Michelangelo’s Pieta !!! 🤗🤗🤗

              • CARAT Mom
                CARAT Mom  5 days back

                1:11 Happy discovery alert: Okay-I just realized that Joana writes her own subtitles. Because she include s her thought process and sarcasm during the quiet moments. Genius

                • MARICEL LADIM
                  MARICEL LADIM  1 weeks back

                  Casually says “ can you go” if i said that to my dad i be regreting my decition for 12 minutes straight.

                  • Chase
                    Chase  1 weeks back

                    I can barely draw stick figures

                    • Sebastian Wojcik
                      Sebastian Wojcik  1 weeks back

                      1:10 and put on captions, whoever wrote those captions is now my best friend

                      • Klara Scheit
                        Klara Scheit  1 weeks back

                        absolutely lost it when you mentioned the finger. The other hand is even more freakish and i'm so here for it

                        • Leilani Winchester
                          Leilani Winchester  1 weeks back

                          If you spray matte finishing spray on the oil paint after you're done painting for the day it drys the oil paint enough overnight to be able to work over

                          • You don’t understand me mum

                            *I SMELLED HOW UGLY IT LOOKED*

                            • VIolet gacha
                              VIolet gacha  1 weeks back

                              *CAN YOU GO*

                              • gurmeet kaur
                                gurmeet kaur  2 weeks back

                                Everybody needs to turn on captions NOW

                                • Sagiiya
                                  Sagiiya  2 weeks back

                                  hi Joana, just a tip that mountains or any structure very far in the distance usually are cloaked with a blue tone, so that’s probably why the mountains are blue

                                  • Angel Valdez
                                    Angel Valdez  2 weeks back

                                    when she said "too much avocado" I was like:
                                    THIS NOT JOANA.

                                    • Eliane Russo
                                      Eliane Russo  2 weeks back

                                      Y'all turned the subtitles on?

                                      • Shelby Miles
                                        Shelby Miles  2 weeks back

                                        i’m not sure why i’m just now watching this but at 2:43 for some reason (and it might be because it’s 2:30am) it looks like you’re painting George Washington or something

                                        • MisterMooMilk
                                          MisterMooMilk  2 weeks back

                                          This is like a female Michael Reeves, in a good way of course.

                                          • galaxy 44
                                            galaxy 44  2 weeks back

                                            It took Da Vinci almost 16 years to paint. You did awesome as always John Cena :)

                                            • Meg V
                                              Meg V  2 weeks back

                                              Joana “I’m not that talented”


                                              • I- Harmonize
                                                I- Harmonize  2 weeks back

                                                The background kinda looks like near where I live tho - I'm not too far from the rocky mountains, and red cliffs are just clay

                                                • amos
                                                  amos  3 weeks back

                                                  "Can you go?"


                                                  • Gladiola Cortez
                                                    Gladiola Cortez  3 weeks back

                                                    Joanna: she looks like a man
                                                    My art teacher:he is a man who has questions
                                                    Me:why does she have boobs?
                                                    My art teacher: ~silence~

                                                    • Caboodle YT
                                                      Caboodle YT  3 weeks back

                                                      I ordered a mini mic
                                                      and now I can be john cena

                                                      • DC Cataloni
                                                        DC Cataloni  3 weeks back

                                                        5:46 - 5:48 .......why is this a mood?

                                                        • Pavle Makljenovic
                                                          Pavle Makljenovic  3 weeks back

                                                          Those some spicy sleeves, daaaaaamn!!!🌶🌶🌶

                                                          • Camila Cornejo
                                                            Camila Cornejo  3 weeks back

                                                            The captions make this video that much better 😂😂😂❤️

                                                            • Lisa thinks the fuck not


                                                              • Antzi06 Antzelina
                                                                Antzi06 Antzelina  4 weeks back

                                                                1:22 I think you mean "paintfull" **wink** **wink**

                                                                Okay, I'm leaving now... My puns are horrible😂

                                                                • Devendra Khandey
                                                                  Devendra Khandey  4 weeks back

                                                                  I have painted 98% resemble mona Lisa. It does not have any outlines. It had been very difficult to me to make it's smile. To make it's smile, I had to have many keen observation. It's size is about 20X25 cm

                                                                  • charlize
                                                                    charlize  4 weeks back

                                                                    You actually look like a 12 year old in the thumbnail

                                                                    • Luiza
                                                                      Luiza  4 weeks back

                                                                      2:52 the nurses at the hospital when I was born

                                                                      • tilda vanilda
                                                                        tilda vanilda  4 weeks back

                                                                        i love ur mom but your hair never looked better than thsi honestly! its wild and very beutiful

                                                                        • Virtüöz müzisyen
                                                                          Virtüöz müzisyen  4 weeks back

                                                                          You did a really good job I think Joana! Love yaa

                                                                          • Rebecca Bowler
                                                                            Rebecca Bowler  4 weeks back

                                                                            “I’ve never painted a portrait with oils”
                                                                            *paints the fucking Mona Lisa*

                                                                            • Golda Darlene
                                                                              Golda Darlene  4 weeks back

                                                                              No offence but she did better than rae dizzle and she is a artist😂

                                                                              • Debashree Das
                                                                                Debashree Das  4 weeks back

                                                                                Joana: i don't think there was much wrong
                                                                                Me: what r u talking about.....u painted the stuff exactly like the original one.!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                Am sure our next generation r gonna surely find her name in there history books.....

                                                                                • Debashree Das
                                                                                  Debashree Das  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Plot twist: Joana is secretly Mona Lisa

                                                                                  • Shayla Helgeson
                                                                                    Shayla Helgeson  4 weeks back

                                                                                    2:01-2:03 pitbulls are banned in most of Canada

                                                                                    • Madyson Grenz
                                                                                      Madyson Grenz  4 weeks back

                                                                                      YOU NEED TO DO MORE PAINTING VIDEOS!!!!please

                                                                                      • Jamie Haskell
                                                                                        Jamie Haskell  1 months back

                                                                                        I was watching this with my parents and dad was getting annoying because he couldn't believe that you were tearing yourself down because it's such a great painting, he couldn't believe that you were unsatisfied because he thought it was amazing

                                                                                        • CUTEE cakes more
                                                                                          CUTEE cakes more  1 months back

                                                                                          dose anybody elses audio and video never match

                                                                                          • Jay
                                                                                            Jay  1 months back

                                                                                            Why do I love her so much. She's the most down to earth youtuber ever

                                                                                            • Aira Nichole Abital
                                                                                              Aira Nichole Abital  1 months back

                                                                                              Hi joana can you paint lady with an ermine

                                                                                              • QuartzDrawz
                                                                                                QuartzDrawz  1 months back

                                                                                                the painting she did wasn't the original Mona Lisa, the reference picture wasn't Da Vinci's either. It was a copy done by an apprentice that's why its colors are so vivid, because it didn't get varnished like the original did because it was essentially just practice.

                                                                                                • paper chasin
                                                                                                  paper chasin  1 months back

                                                                                                  Lol when she had the hammer 🤣🤣🤣