Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published: 05 December 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.

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    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.

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Comments • 6 613

  • FBI
    FBI  1 hours back

    I just realized something...

    Hypocritisism is the Capitalism of morals.

    • Egg Muffin
      Egg Muffin  2 hours back

      Nice ( look at episode number )

      • Saad Ali
        Saad Ali  3 hours back

        Its indian dish


        • Refuelingpotato
          Refuelingpotato  8 hours back

          This episode #69... is nice...

          • kamminga
            kamminga  16 hours back

            This is why I pay for internet

            • Aisha Begum
              Aisha Begum  17 hours back

              Bear in a can ?

              • ~sαη∂яα~
                ~sαη∂яα~  18 hours back

                a fellow indian has entered the chat :)

                • Ivan
                  Ivan  19 hours back

                  that looks damn good

                  • Kaustav Mazumdar
                    Kaustav Mazumdar  1 days back

                    Its indian!

                    • Chaotic Gaming
                      Chaotic Gaming  1 days back

                      I had no clue herbs or spices come in a can and I had absolutely so clue chicken came in a can

                      • Urja Jain
                        Urja Jain  2 days back

                        Oh no buddy, you’ve got it all wrong! The British STOLE this recipe from India. It’s not a real British dish, hopefully you already know that 😂

                        • Urja Jain
                          Urja Jain  18 hours back

                          Golden Galient I know that obviously 😂

                        • Golden Galient
                          Golden Galient  19 hours back

                          I hope your joking as if you paid attention it was obvious it was a joke.
                          Do you really think it was made by druids in the 1900s after building the Stonehenge?

                      • Toma Thomas
                        Toma Thomas  3 days back

                        After I watched this video I looked for a vegetarian version and I read the entire goddamn recipe in this awful british accent. Thanks

                        • Nicole
                          Nicole  3 days back

                          Episode 69 and 69k likes! 😂

                          • Baked Alaska
                            Baked Alaska  3 days back

                            ppl saying his accent is fake like smh people haven’t you ever heard of Deverly-Upon-Water like the nerve of some people

                            • Simron Biswas
                              Simron Biswas  4 days back

                              as an indian, i appreciate this video lmao

                              • EpicGamer 101
                                EpicGamer 101  4 days back


                                • B N
                                  B N  4 days back

                                  1:50 see that’s a handle
                                  Keeps you out of danger

                                  • Spongebob On Crack
                                    Spongebob On Crack  5 days back


                                    • Ella Is a human
                                      Ella Is a human  5 days back

                                      It’s 2019 and he knew brexit was coming in 2017 wtf

                                      • Cody
                                        Cody  5 days back


                                        • Bhuvi Bagga
                                          Bhuvi Bagga  5 days back

                                          You didn't put garlic in.......should've just shot me in the heart instead

                                          • Mc Death
                                            Mc Death  5 days back

                                            Your videos always make me laugh. And I genuinely love your videos so much. I hope u keep continue to make these videos

                                            • Nathan Hawks
                                              Nathan Hawks  6 days back

                                              It's been almost two years and you have to wonder if that Brexit reference will ever stop being timely

                                              • Sebas Eagle
                                                Sebas Eagle  6 days back

                                                You sound Australian

                                                • Christian Iribe
                                                  Christian Iribe  7 days back

                                                  Episode 69 69k likes nice 2x

                                                  • GdMattya 05
                                                    GdMattya 05  7 days back

                                                    Was here on 69k likes

                                                  • GdMattya 05
                                                    GdMattya 05  7 days back

                                                    "episode 69"


                                                    • Twat
                                                      Twat  1 weeks back

                                                      "One country, one dish" oh dear, Brexits gonna fuck that up. Scottish independence is just over the horizon

                                                      • Jackson Lay
                                                        Jackson Lay  1 weeks back

                                                        69k likes 69th episode nice

                                                      • Kenny Chen
                                                        Kenny Chen  1 weeks back

                                                        Episode 69

                                                      • Mr big boi
                                                        Mr big boi  1 weeks back


                                                        • Rhishab Mukherjee
                                                          Rhishab Mukherjee  1 weeks back

                                                          India- Am I a joke to you ???

                                                          • Dan Macleavy
                                                            Dan Macleavy  1 weeks back

                                                            Ur accent is shit

                                                            • Butters Stotch
                                                              Butters Stotch  1 weeks back

                                                              Nice episode 😏

                                                              • IStanweirddorks Pham
                                                                IStanweirddorks Pham  1 weeks back

                                                                I read Matryoshka

                                                                • Shannon Payne
                                                                  Shannon Payne  1 weeks back

                                                                  episode 69


                                                                  • Xiu Zu
                                                                    Xiu Zu  1 weeks back


                                                                    • LozzyTee93 !
                                                                      LozzyTee93 !  1 weeks back

                                                                      The most triggering part of this is the fact you think that's a Cardiff accent

                                                                      • Jay Patil
                                                                        Jay Patil  1 weeks back

                                                                        I JUST WATCHED THIS BECAUSE ITS EP 69 AND HAS 69K LIKES

                                                                        • Trix ,
                                                                          Trix ,  1 weeks back

                                                                          As a British boi I found this very funny

                                                                          • Julien Cloutier Gervais

                                                                            Make sure you burn the can for safety 1:38

                                                                            • Chris F.S.
                                                                              Chris F.S.  2 weeks back

                                                                              This is incredibly racist.

                                                                              • Jack Lissaman
                                                                                Jack Lissaman  2 weeks back

                                                                                YouTube recommended the ramen video and now I’ve gone down a deep dark spiral of binge watching these videos

                                                                                • Thej Yhome
                                                                                  Thej Yhome  2 weeks back

                                                                                  The Queen wants to know your location, mate

                                                                                  • PixLe Trainz
                                                                                    PixLe Trainz  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Haha 69

                                                                                    • 0ChileanRose0
                                                                                      0ChileanRose0  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Can we just talk about that this is episode 69?

                                                                                      • tummyroaches
                                                                                        tummyroaches  2 weeks back

                                                                                        episode 69 ;)

                                                                                        • Xavier 2.0
                                                                                          Xavier 2.0  2 weeks back

                                                                                          It’s called crumpets you nut head