The History of John Cena

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  • Published: 22 January 2019
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    HI

    Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe.


















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Comments • 19 979

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   8 months back

    Hi there!
    A couple things I forgot to mention in the video:
    1. I am no longer as allergic to nuts as I say in the video. The allergy has been slowly “wearing off” if you will and I can eat coconut, pine nuts, macadamia nuts and almonds.
    2. In grade 2, I got my first pair of glasses. It’s been a ride ever since
    3. I also got braces in the second grade. Grade 2 was quite the year.

    • Molly's life
      Molly's life  13 hours back

      I WANNA BE JUST LIKE U ;(

    • ღ owo ღ
      ღ owo ღ  2 days back

      Joana Ceddia yay prob now you can have Nutella its amazing

    • Renny
      Renny  3 days back

      Joana I go to kumon English and math

    • ツKim
      ツKim  3 days back

      HII! i just wanna say that we have the same birthday sooo happy-same-birthday-but-not-today-birthday-but-still Short for hsbbntbbs

    • Annie Le
      Annie Le  6 days back

      I did kumon too and I still do

  • Dino Rex
    Dino Rex  10 hours back

    Ela é br? Uque

    • Laiba Abbasi
      Laiba Abbasi  17 hours back

      😍

      • Kiowa Cosgrove
        Kiowa Cosgrove  18 hours back

        UUUHGHHH 😪😒😓 three weeks ago I started school at my new IB school for the first time.......





        and it SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME TIPS ON HOW TO ACTUALLY ENJOY MY LIFE AT SCHOOL

        • *insert surprised pikachu face *

          "I have been brithed!!"

          - John Cena 2019

          • Momina Ali
            Momina Ali  1 days back

            Omgggg i HATEEE KUMON
            It was absolute tourterrr 😞

            • A potato flew around my room Gacha

              Holy shizzel my birthday is 26 June
              YESHHHHHH

              • Sherry Rettinger
                Sherry Rettinger  2 days back

                Be. My. FRAND!

                • Maeva Donnio
                  Maeva Donnio  2 days back

                  YOU DID IB?! A fellow survivor of the horror of the internal baccalaureate ....

                  • Sophie Lash
                    Sophie Lash  2 days back

                    YESSSS PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!

                    • Roses Are Rosie
                      Roses Are Rosie  2 days back

                      I had been:


                      □ Stressed
                      □ Depressed
                      ■ BIRTHED

                      • BULTEUREUNE LOVER
                        BULTEUREUNE LOVER  2 days back

                        ih, ela é carioca

                        • gabi UwU
                          gabi UwU  2 days back

                          Lol

                          • Ronika Sassy
                            Ronika Sassy  3 days back

                            I had to start kumon when I was six AND IM STILL DOING IT!!!!!!!

                            • Master of Motion
                              Master of Motion  3 days back

                              Omg my bday is also June 21

                              • itz me
                                itz me  3 days back

                                Oh my god I had to do kumon it sucks

                                • rachel rabbit
                                  rachel rabbit  3 days back

                                  I am allergic to some nuts like, pecans, walnuts, almonds, etc. Almost every nut but peanuts, fun 👍

                                  • Yoora Kpop
                                    Yoora Kpop  4 days back

                                    You poor kid💜 I feel with you😛

                                    • alejandra aguilar
                                      alejandra aguilar  4 days back

                                      Kumon sucksssssssssssssss

                                      • Kristy Logan
                                        Kristy Logan  4 days back

                                        The title says john cena

                                        • Illusionen
                                          Illusionen  4 days back

                                          Jeez I’m older than a famous YouTuber it’s official I’m an old person

                                          • Frostbite
                                            Frostbite  4 days back

                                            Your existence has made me want to work harder in dance.







                                            Thank you John christ

                                            • Catherine Dailey
                                              Catherine Dailey  4 days back

                                              i love that she has the nutcracker in the background 😂😂

                                              • Selvestin 39
                                                Selvestin 39  4 days back

                                                I do Kumon and I'm doing right now

                                                • Muja Mansur
                                                  Muja Mansur  4 days back

                                                  Estupida

                                                  • JORDAN GOLD
                                                    JORDAN GOLD  5 days back

                                                    8:05 "to throw me into"😂😂😂 it's so funny

                                                    • Lunar Atlas
                                                      Lunar Atlas  5 days back

                                                      Pewdiepie is our lord and god

                                                      • Mandy Hammons
                                                        Mandy Hammons  5 days back

                                                        You were born exactly one month before my best friend

                                                        • Łóvłëÿ Gäçhä
                                                          Łóvłëÿ Gäçhä  5 days back

                                                          . .
                                                          L
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                                                          • M.Y. Headisaradio
                                                            M.Y. Headisaradio  6 days back

                                                            Omg we have the same birthday!! 💝💛💚💙💜

                                                            • Arielik
                                                              Arielik  6 days back

                                                              i feel bad about the kumon part tho. i went there for... 2 years, almost completing the spanish levels EVEN THO I LIVE IN CHILE. and i also have a story.

                                                              so i was doing bad in spanish and my parents put me in kumon. i started doing them like an obedient child would, but it would get to the point that i was so done with the 10 pages every oofing day. so it was cut to 5. then 2, hen 3 and back at 2. but in may of 2019 i just died and wanted to leave kumon immediately. in the mean time between when i did 5 and 2 pages, i stopped doing them 98% and lied to my parents that I did it. best part is my grades went sky rocketing like never before :D.

                                                              so thats the story kiddos, if you are done withh something (not skool or job) just try to see what happens when you don't use it, and if it gets better, just leave it. btw in kumon i started at BI 1 and ended at HI 111. (15 may 2017- 5 July 2019)

                                                              • Beverly Bofah
                                                                Beverly Bofah  6 days back

                                                                9:53 this makes 0 sense to me

                                                                • whoaNelly NelNel
                                                                  whoaNelly NelNel  6 days back

                                                                  How many astrology wackjobs have told you already that you are " "in fact" " a Gemini?

                                                                  • Stephanie Henderson
                                                                    Stephanie Henderson  7 days back

                                                                    The first add that popped up during this video was for Nutella 😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                    • XLittle AngelX Gacha
                                                                      XLittle AngelX Gacha  7 days back

                                                                      I bet you who ever bullied you is now so jealous that you have 2 million

                                                                      • vihpol
                                                                        vihpol  1 weeks back

                                                                        Girl how do you do so much?

                                                                        • { • Rose UwU • }
                                                                          { • Rose UwU • }  1 weeks back

                                                                          I’ve been to Kumon IT SUCKS

                                                                          • The Queen Shelby
                                                                            The Queen Shelby  1 weeks back

                                                                            I love Rio De Jenaro, I think thats how you spell it. BUT I LOVE THAT PLACE!

                                                                            • Garota Alternativa
                                                                              Garota Alternativa  1 weeks back

                                                                              Você é brasileiraaaa😱

                                                                              • Aevrie Alvarez
                                                                                Aevrie Alvarez  1 weeks back

                                                                                It says John venal hehheehehhehehhheheeh

                                                                                • Lily Strong
                                                                                  Lily Strong  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I searched up John Cena but you didn't come up, very sad

                                                                                  • fcn rekd
                                                                                    fcn rekd  1 weeks back

                                                                                    anyone else get the Nutella add after she said she was allergic ?

                                                                                    • Jovi Louise Danganan
                                                                                      Jovi Louise Danganan  1 weeks back

                                                                                      It's kumon

                                                                                      • Leilani Winchester
                                                                                        Leilani Winchester  1 weeks back

                                                                                        You can't fully remove oil pain from canvas when dry your best bet is just painting over the mistakes, you may need a couple layers depending on the pigment you're using

                                                                                        • Micheal Dougherty
                                                                                          Micheal Dougherty  1 weeks back

                                                                                          ._.

                                                                                          • Kaitlyn S.
                                                                                            Kaitlyn S.  1 weeks back

                                                                                            8:08 central high school in little rock ar go research about it

                                                                                            • Saise Quinn
                                                                                              Saise Quinn  1 weeks back

                                                                                              How could you literally not be friends with her?

                                                                                              • 5 Minute Craps
                                                                                                5 Minute Craps  1 weeks back

                                                                                                this youtube channel stinks
                                                                                                oh wait she was bullied subscribe now