It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: iloverimini.mobi/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 495

  • Viola
    Viola  24 minutes back

    Oh damn that's my uni lol, hope you have a good time here!!

    • Arlena Ayala
      Arlena Ayala  34 minutes back

      september 4th was my birthday :(

      • Love
        Love  39 minutes back

        I had to pause this video to breathe

        • Roger
          Roger  52 minutes back

          E eu que me achava louco por tirar fotos dos meus machucados.

          • Little Marci
            Little Marci  1 hours back

            What do you use to edit your vids

            • Lexi Kay
              Lexi Kay  1 hours back

              I just bought those boots in velvet 😂🖤

              • Bayley Webb
                Bayley Webb  1 hours back

                Hey Joana like this comment if you like cheese

                • paola martinez
                  paola martinez  2 hours back

                  Omg your major is physics my major is biophysics💕💕💕. You’ve got this John Cena.

                  • Kristen Mestre
                    Kristen Mestre  2 hours back

                    Oh my god I’m a senior the panic is setting in

                    • Alyssa Pastrana
                      Alyssa Pastrana  2 hours back

                      You should do a bloopers video

                      • gguk gguk
                        gguk gguk  2 hours back

                        I’m a sucker for crackhead friend collecting

                        • Jessica Carabante
                          Jessica Carabante  2 hours back

                          I hate how you force your humor like it's so stupid

                          • Mad Die
                            Mad Die  2 hours back

                            I love you - Jesus

                            • MadelineAmy
                              MadelineAmy  2 hours back

                              LOOK ON AMAZON OR CHEGG FOR CHEAPER TEXTBOOKS YOU CAN RENT (if you want to of course). But seriously, BIG money saver for a broke college student. Just a tip :)

                              • Honey. dewz
                                Honey. dewz  2 hours back

                                You sound like Sadie from Steven universe

                                • Lemon birch
                                  Lemon birch  2 hours back

                                  I hate when people cut the video every time they finish a sentence

                                  • Hannah Parker
                                    Hannah Parker  3 hours back

                                    why are you so funny and clever its not even fair

                                    • Bea_ Valdez
                                      Bea_ Valdez  3 hours back

                                      Great job!

                                      • MinJoo Kim
                                        MinJoo Kim  3 hours back

                                        You are a full time college student 0.o good luck

                                        • Andrew Nguyen
                                          Andrew Nguyen  3 hours back

                                          Hey joana, where did you get your glasses?

                                          • TheValkian
                                            TheValkian  3 hours back

                                            It's like that quiet girl in the classroom, but turns out she lives a double life working for the Police, and trying to find gang that target college kids getting high on meth.

                                            • adam gourid
                                              adam gourid  3 hours back

                                              She’s a good student for real

                                              • India Bolton
                                                India Bolton  3 hours back

                                                might have found my new favorite youtuber

                                                • theatre audrey
                                                  theatre audrey  3 hours back

                                                  if I'm being honest your classes sound like my personal hell

                                                  • IIMuniculaII
                                                    IIMuniculaII  3 hours back

                                                    Apple piss.

                                                    • Sean McLaughlin
                                                      Sean McLaughlin  3 hours back

                                                      Root -1 loves math I legit love that joke thank you so much

                                                      • Paige Elise
                                                        Paige Elise  3 hours back

                                                        "No longer am i a pesky high school student...I am officially a victim of capitalism." -Joana Ceddia 2019
                                                        "I left my sanity back in like, third grade so if somebody's found it, please mail it back to me.." -Joana Ceddia 2019
                                                        i kind of want both of these to be my senior quote.....

                                                        • Paige Elise
                                                          Paige Elise  53 minutes back

                                                          @bilishu aliss I noticed that too! Fellow demigod!

                                                      • Azeria Arnic
                                                        Azeria Arnic  3 hours back

                                                        you should do a skincare routine and a whats in your swim bag

                                                        • Gracey Johnson
                                                          Gracey Johnson  3 hours back

                                                          Tartarus is not in hell its in the underworld two different places two different beliefs

                                                          • Yeah Whatever
                                                            Yeah Whatever  4 hours back

                                                            Can we all appreciate the fact that although joana has gain MAJOR popularity and still hasn’t changed at all (unlike other YouTubers haha), I honestly love her so much

                                                            • Kakashi1738
                                                              Kakashi1738  4 hours back

                                                              Bruh where can I get the new update for my grad 😂

                                                              • Snow Wolf
                                                                Snow Wolf  4 hours back

                                                                Student 2.0, you wish

                                                                • jula
                                                                  jula  4 hours back

                                                                  Joana talks like a wattpad writer and I'm living for it

                                                                  • ee P
                                                                    ee P  4 hours back

                                                                    What's with all the dislikes?

                                                                    • Zack
                                                                      Zack  4 hours back

                                                                      In our school, we go to school 6:40 a.m. and the class starts 7:00 a.m. 😢

                                                                      • Antwan Whitlock
                                                                        Antwan Whitlock  4 hours back

                                                                        Anyone else wearing air force 1's while watching this video?? No? Just me? ok......

                                                                        • Karinne Hiyama
                                                                          Karinne Hiyama  4 hours back

                                                                          MUJI PENS ARE THE SHIT!!!

                                                                          • noobmaster 6969
                                                                            noobmaster 6969  4 hours back

                                                                            If this is what college does to you then I'm gonna sink to darkness.

                                                                            • melanie kesler
                                                                              melanie kesler  5 hours back

                                                                              i LOVE muji pens

                                                                              • pookie _
                                                                                pookie _  5 hours back

                                                                                5:50 bruh her n I p S

                                                                                • Phoebe O’Connell
                                                                                  Phoebe O’Connell  5 hours back

                                                                                  4:49
                                                                                  Joanna: pulls out sea of monsters

                                                                                  Me: *SCREAMS in fangirl*

                                                                                  • Yuna Chan!
                                                                                    Yuna Chan!  5 hours back

                                                                                    YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

                                                                                    • JDL Caswell
                                                                                      JDL Caswell  5 hours back

                                                                                      PERCY JACKSON YES WE STAN A FANDOM QUEEN

                                                                                      • TVpop
                                                                                        TVpop  5 hours back

                                                                                        ...is that YORK UNIVERSITY??? I GO THERE WHAT

                                                                                        • julia brummell
                                                                                          julia brummell  5 hours back

                                                                                          her hair is not the move but love her anyways

                                                                                          • uluvhere !
                                                                                            uluvhere !  5 hours back

                                                                                            Now you can complain about the massive amount of debt you chose to put yourself in and blame everyone ( i.e. capitalism) else for you poor financial decisions.

                                                                                            • waluigi
                                                                                              waluigi  5 hours back

                                                                                              the way she grabs and puts the spaghetti into the measuring cup makes me so uncomfortable

                                                                                              • The Magnificent WICKED
                                                                                                The Magnificent WICKED  6 hours back

                                                                                                Back to school *SHPOOPING* is the best thing ever.








                                                                                                -John Cena 2019