Everything Wrong With Con Air In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • Champagne
    Champagne  6 hours back

    Fucking cringe at the end

    • Roger Philabaum
      Roger Philabaum  2 days back

      The number one thing wrong with Con Air is it has Nicolas Cage in it. He's a horrible actor and should never ever be cast as a lead in any movie ever!

      • Richard Mckoy
        Richard Mckoy  2 days back

        At sin count 10:16 u should have took 10 sins off for that

        • Ricky Ric
          Ricky Ric  3 days back

          This was a very good action movie. When you go to a movie just sit back and relax.

          • Matt Turoczy
            Matt Turoczy  3 days back

            The extended version makes more sense.
            Garland killed a guard when they let him out thus fulfilling his need and desire for murder which is why he left the little girl alone.

            • Matt Turoczy
              Matt Turoczy  1 days back

              @Hikaro yes. Only on DVD but it's the Extended Unrated Version.

            • Hikaro
              Hikaro  2 days back

              There's an extended version?

          • frankthelion
            frankthelion  4 days back

            I like to think that the little girl enlightens something inside garland. He lets her go and completely changes his life because he was the way he was because of something wrong in his head about his childhood. The girl gives him an opportunity to be a little boy again, realise things could be nice, and innocent, and he reforms.

            • Chris Allie
              Chris Allie  4 days back

              I'm from Australia and when i went to prison in the prison bus the song on the radio played"sweet home Alabama"played on the prison bus radio as we entered the prison gates..what a fucking uncanny coincidence

              • Chris Allie
                Chris Allie  4 days back

                Never rip off badges from a military hero's suit..hes killed a country..some dumb cunt in a bar does it he's going to get shivved..i salute u poe

                • Chris Allie
                  Chris Allie  4 days back

                  Po rules

                  • Tanduxolo Nanto
                    Tanduxolo Nanto  4 days back

                    the southern accent just kills lol hahahaha

                    • Richard Fisher
                      Richard Fisher  5 days back

                      Video is 19:19 long

                      • L/Crochet love child
                        L/Crochet love child  5 days back

                        My favorite line in this movie
                        Put the bunny back in the box 😁

                        • Keith Sizemore
                          Keith Sizemore  5 days back

                          If your sugar is extremely low it does indeed cause sweating! I give you a sin!

                          • Ramsés Amadeus
                            Ramsés Amadeus  6 days back

                            3:03 turning your back towards prison guards and inmates is a must do to have a good time!

                            • Michael Price
                              Michael Price  7 days back

                              The only thing was wrong with con air Nicholas cage was in it

                              • Steven Fickey
                                Steven Fickey  1 weeks back

                                There called ribbons, not badges. Maybe do research before speaking, just saying.

                                • Garland Greene
                                  Garland Greene  1 weeks back

                                  12:33 I left the rest of her body on her percents bed.

                                  • Lady Onikara
                                    Lady Onikara  1 weeks back

                                    Looking at my precious comments on this video, I'm obsessed with the damn bunny.

                                    • Melangell ATC
                                      Melangell ATC  1 weeks back

                                      according to Trump, the fucking KURDS lost Vietnam!!!!!!

                                      • Greg Benwell
                                        Greg Benwell  2 weeks back

                                        Personally I would have taken a sin off for destroying the Corvette in this movie!!! BUT before you start hating on me, let me explain why here:


                                        Growing up I was really "into" cars!!!!! I can't stress that enough and one small seven word statement DOES NOT DO MY WORDS JUSTICE!!! I loved cars from the time I was 5 years old (in 1970) to around 1992 when I began to realize how F**KED UP people actually ARE in my life and the people around me as well too!! Then in 1998 I began to realize how many DOUCHE BAGS have destroyed the classic car market by snatching up every decent collectable car out there, and forcing the junk cars to sell for wildly unreasonable and often STUPIDLY INSANE prices!! These douche bags are the Wall Street types or the self important "collectors" who are well backed (financially) but have no "real interest" in collector cars other than inflating their investment value!! In other words they buy these cars NOT TO DRIVE THEM, but because these cars hold their value and can be used as a "shelter" to hide their gross incomes like buying poker chips or something stupid like that!!! So while the "car collectors" deem that these cars "have value" they NEVER drive them or actually appreciate what these cars are or the features these cars came with or offered for their time in history!!!



                                        Further meanwhile folks like myself who worked our whole lives for poverty level pay and temporary employment sweat shop labor have been literally FORCED OUT of the classic car market totally!! Many of us guys who grew up literally SURROUNDED by these cars as kids, CAN NEVER OWN THESE CARS, simply because today they cost TOO MUCH to even buy the junk cars that are left!!! OR to put it another way, in the late 1970s a car like a 1968 Mustang Fastback with a 390 and a four speed transmission sold for around $300 and you could license AND drive the car you bought!! Now finding a 1968 Fastback Mustang is IMPOSSIBLE and a total waste case car, that needs $50,000 worth of labor and parts sells for $20,000 even if you need TWO rollback wreckers to tow the thing back to your house!! It just isn't worth it anymore in other words to "dream of" or "hope for" a day you can own a classic car!!!! And at the same time.....TODAY, there are some douche bags who own NINE of the same car, doesn't drive them, seldom even takes care of them and has them just sitting in a garage collecting dust for what??? Because they hold some unrealistic inflated "value" that doesn't actually represent a true "love of cars" as much as the "Look what I have that I will never drive" logic bragging rights!!! And I am NOT talking about guys like Jay Leno, but other folks who have literally BARNS FULL of cars they don't even care about, that is just there to inflate their own worthless egos (Yes Reggie Jackson is one such guy)!!!! At least Jay shows off his cars and he even drives them....not just lock them away in a barn where a fire can destroy them!!!

                                        • Sithandiwe Dawn Shange
                                          Sithandiwe Dawn Shange  2 weeks back

                                          'luck and coincidence must be 69ing somewhere nearby'

                                          🤭🙂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙇🏽‍♂️

                                          • Troll King Productions
                                            Troll King Productions  2 weeks back

                                            As a former Corrections officer The biggest sin is they would not transport a releasing inmate, they would release him from last facility and he find his way home, plus he was a State prisoner for Alabama and would not even be in a Federal Prison. Also the Real "Con-air" is a DC10 and controlled by the US Marshals Service only used for extradition of Federal Pretrial Prisoners.

                                            • Karnage
                                              Karnage  2 weeks back

                                              Nicholas Cage

                                              • Projekt:Kobra
                                                Projekt:Kobra  2 weeks back

                                                Im not gay, but Sally-Can't-Dance is HAWT!~

                                                • Erick Sozae
                                                  Erick Sozae  2 weeks back

                                                  A white guy getting this long of a sentence in Alabama
                                                  Lmfaoooo

                                                  • Blah Blah
                                                    Blah Blah  2 weeks back

                                                    *Angry John sounds*

                                                    • AJ the guy
                                                      AJ the guy  2 weeks back

                                                      >416 sins

                                                      you had one fucking job

                                                      • BiGLiPZiT
                                                        BiGLiPZiT  2 weeks back

                                                        WAIT...no "forrest, why'd this have to happen?" with bubba bleeding out at the end? +1000 sins to cinema sins.

                                                        • Galacta Nullifier
                                                          Galacta Nullifier  2 weeks back

                                                          Windtakers

                                                          • Jake Turbine
                                                            Jake Turbine  2 weeks back

                                                            How big are those fucking dice?

                                                            • Natalie C
                                                              Natalie C  3 weeks back

                                                              Thank you for pronouncing Mobile, Alabama correctly.

                                                              ...and yes. Nick Cage does sound fucked up. How hard can it be to talk to 3 people from here instead of sounding like Adam Sandler in Waterboy.

                                                              • anwjuice
                                                                anwjuice  3 weeks back

                                                                Con air is an awesome movie

                                                                • MCG55SS
                                                                  MCG55SS  3 weeks back

                                                                  depends on the crime...but a highly decorate army ranger vs a group of 4 in Alabama...yea a someone who lives in Alabama he wouldn;t get much time if any.

                                                                  • Andrew Woodgate
                                                                    Andrew Woodgate  3 weeks back

                                                                    This films brilliant- it’s fast paced and funny with good characters- guns and - explosions

                                                                    • Sayak roy-choudhury
                                                                      Sayak roy-choudhury  3 weeks back

                                                                      Should have added 10 sins for that lazy ass pull ups

                                                                      • Annette Wilson
                                                                        Annette Wilson  3 weeks back

                                                                        $ ./sin.sh

                                                                        • Alphonse Obama
                                                                          Alphonse Obama  3 weeks back

                                                                          Billy Bedlam; predatory prison sodomite.

                                                                          • Alphonse Obama
                                                                            Alphonse Obama  3 weeks back

                                                                            Cyrus the Viras, John Malkovich; the best actor in this film. Killed more people than cancer.

                                                                            • christian romero
                                                                              christian romero  3 weeks back

                                                                              Tee hee hee..penal lore...lmao....that was good...hilarious.......tee heee heee

                                                                              • gjh
                                                                                gjh  3 weeks back

                                                                                Nicholas Cage sounded like Forest Gump, but not as smart

                                                                                • Ur Mom
                                                                                  Ur Mom  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I saw 2 Volvo 840s in this movie one that pinball landed on and one that the plane hit: 16:42

                                                                                  • Thomas Nyberg
                                                                                    Thomas Nyberg  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Hi Garland

                                                                                    • HansLemurson
                                                                                      HansLemurson  3 weeks back

                                                                                      11:34 it's General Hammond commuting to the SGC!

                                                                                      • Stan
                                                                                        Stan  3 weeks back

                                                                                        12:47 WHAT?!?!! OMG IM DEAD!!!! HAHA!

                                                                                        • MrSirwolf2001
                                                                                          MrSirwolf2001  3 weeks back

                                                                                          @1:50 If you are in the Army, and being charged for murder, never use Saul Goodman as your lawyer.

                                                                                          • MrSirwolf2001
                                                                                            MrSirwolf2001  3 weeks back

                                                                                            @11:35 Dave Chapelle falls on General Hammond's car.

                                                                                            • Andrew Blanchard
                                                                                              Andrew Blanchard  3 weeks back

                                                                                              SCHRODINGER'S
                                                                                              BUNNY
                                                                                              🐰

                                                                                              AS LONG AS THE
                                                                                              BUNNY
                                                                                              🐰
                                                                                              IS IN THE
                                                                                              BOX
                                                                                              📦

                                                                                              WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
                                                                                              CUTE OR NOT

                                                                                              • Lady Onikara
                                                                                                Lady Onikara  1 weeks back

                                                                                                I was going to say: "Is there a bunny in the box? Is there not a bunny in the box? Why doesn't the freaking bunny want to live in the box!"

                                                                                            • Andrew Blanchard
                                                                                              Andrew Blanchard  3 weeks back

                                                                                              PUT THE
                                                                                              BUNNY
                                                                                              🐰
                                                                                              BACK IN THE
                                                                                              BOX
                                                                                              📦