Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published: 11 March 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    Current sub count: 1, 947, 158

    With love,

    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 21 997

  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  4 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

    • Sophie Loerke
      Sophie Loerke  5 days back

      That’s actually hella good

    • Glh P
      Glh P  1 weeks back

      lalalauren wth does that mean

    • micah fuller
      micah fuller  1 weeks back

      Lmao... someone actually said her times aren't that fast. Umm yeah, they are! For anyone doubting that her times are pretty fast and the ones saying they have faster times (if you really do) and are younger than her, once you get her she and size you'll probably quickly learn why the times are so fast for younger swimmers. You will slow down some as you get bigger and heavier. Around the age of 11-14 estrogen and testosterone are also getting major boosts and level off as you get older. So all you young swimmers with really good times, you're gonna REALLY have to work to keep them as you get older.

    • Michael O Callaghan
      Michael O Callaghan  1 weeks back

      I don’t even know what any of this means.

    • squishiisushi
      squishiisushi  2 weeks back

      sHES SO FAST WAT SHSJAHSHAHSJ

  • Robert
    Robert  1 hours back

    Coach: "You were faster in practice, what happened?" And I was like shiiieeet

    • nothing idk
      nothing idk  7 hours back

      **covers package** then proceeds to say “ don’t demonetize me”
      **then proceeds to shove the same package as close to the camera as possible**

      • Alana Zarate
        Alana Zarate  13 hours back

        Am I the only one who realized that she waxed her legs with no pain 🤨🤨🧐

        • Lee Linh
          Lee Linh  13 hours back

          haha when you said breast-stroke looks like a frog, in Vietnamese it's called "frog swimming" (if you translate it to English literally)

          • Blake McConnell
            Blake McConnell  17 hours back

            Good Youtube on the recommended

            • Maya Duthie
              Maya Duthie  18 hours back

              "SpORk aND FoON"

              • Shaylee B
                Shaylee B  21 hours back

                My dudes this was on my birthdayyyy !!

                • Sherry Rettinger
                  Sherry Rettinger  21 hours back

                  *i l o v e t h e t h u m b n a i l*

                  • Pastel Unicorn
                    Pastel Unicorn  1 days back

                    8:21 lol

                    • rocco
                      rocco  1 days back

                      Breast sucks

                      • Fluffy The Hamster :3
                        Fluffy The Hamster :3  1 days back

                        What a beautiful thumbnail 👌🏻

                        • qween noodles the 3rd
                          qween noodles the 3rd  2 days back

                          Your meet was a day before my bIrThDayY

                          • RunByRuss
                            RunByRuss  2 days back

                            I’m genuinely happy that I clicked on this video

                            • VamosRafa
                              VamosRafa  2 days back

                              This girl is smart, funny, pretty, in good shape, eats healthy, has amazing parents and very cute room, can paint AND swim, has 3M subscribers on her youtube channel without even trying that hard
                              I hope she appreciates how lucky she is

                              • Adrienne Shortt
                                Adrienne Shortt  2 days back

                                I always watch this to calm me down before a swim meet 😂😂

                                • Unicorn Gaming and Slimez Videos

                                  This is so relatable

                                  • Damari Lopez
                                    Damari Lopez  2 days back

                                    What state or city do you live

                                    • Kailey Huang
                                      Kailey Huang  2 days back

                                      I shall not attack you because I also eat with a fork and knife
                                      I call it de fancy way 🤣

                                      • Alyssa Martinez
                                        Alyssa Martinez  2 days back

                                        i LOVE your VIDEOS im sooo SORRY that u came in SECOND PLACE

                                        • I say shotgun, you say wedding

                                          I'm really struggling to subscribe to you...you keep showing up in my recommends, and you're really funny...but, I know myself, I'll watch a couple vidz, maybe, even binge, than I'll totally forget to watch your videos...

                                          • Hiatt Purcell
                                            Hiatt Purcell  2 days back

                                            Erin has a broken thermometer

                                            • Gacha Bear
                                              Gacha Bear  2 days back

                                              Lmfaooo "It tastes like earwax". xDDDD

                                              • Unknown_Croissant
                                                Unknown_Croissant  3 days back

                                                Chicken boobs

                                                • Confused Kermit
                                                  Confused Kermit  3 days back

                                                  7:52 “ouchie”

                                                  • Kyle Shaull
                                                    Kyle Shaull  3 days back

                                                    oh my god, shes actually a god at swimming

                                                    • Charotik
                                                      Charotik  3 days back

                                                      Why aren't caffeine pills considered doping? Like I have ADD Medication and was informed that in exams I needed to tell the teachers I was taking it...EXAMS

                                                      • Artyyk
                                                        Artyyk  3 days back

                                                        wow in spain the are the same yellow things that i dont know how to say it in english , i mean the things that u touch at the end of the race to know ur time

                                                        • iirxsy
                                                          iirxsy  3 days back

                                                          Why do people wax? Why can’t we just use safety scissors to get rid of those sister long blonde leg hairs?

                                                          • hunnibunni
                                                            hunnibunni  3 days back

                                                            where did you get the microphone???

                                                            • iirxsy
                                                              iirxsy  3 days back

                                                              hunnibunni that is unknown

                                                          • Lexi Sadé
                                                            Lexi Sadé  3 days back

                                                            me having district flashbacks

                                                            • Taylor Magee
                                                              Taylor Magee  3 days back

                                                              Yesterday I went to swim practice and BOTH of my feet cramped and I almost DiED :’)
                                                              (At the same time.. both of my feet cramped at the same time!)

                                                              • KireinaHikariキレイナヒカリ

                                                                Well, at least I know how to get ready when Middle School Championships happen in January...
                                                                I already knew though....oh well

                                                                • Karisa Wright
                                                                  Karisa Wright  3 days back

                                                                  SJAKSKSOWOSKDJ IM A SWIMMER AND I WAS LIKE MMMM TALL BOIS BECAUSE IM A SHORTIE IN THE SWIM COMMUNITY

                                                                  • DragonCat
                                                                    DragonCat  3 days back

                                                                    This is an actual mood

                                                                    • Brett Smith
                                                                      Brett Smith  3 days back

                                                                      I don't miss LZR suits

                                                                      • Eduardo Cardoso
                                                                        Eduardo Cardoso  4 days back

                                                                        vai toma no cu

                                                                        • Midnight Weir
                                                                          Midnight Weir  4 days back

                                                                          You know what’s cool she filmed this on my birthday whooo fank you 😁😁

                                                                          • TeainyohoodI’msippin

                                                                            every type of food that she shows looks delicious- i wish my mom was an aesthetic cook :(

                                                                            • japanese wølf
                                                                              japanese wølf  4 days back

                                                                              okay

                                                                              • Danny Przedpelski
                                                                                Danny Przedpelski  4 days back

                                                                                I sound like squidward and Voldemorts love child🤣

                                                                                • Grace Miller
                                                                                  Grace Miller  4 days back

                                                                                  i love the 100 free

                                                                                  • Tiffy Kawaii
                                                                                    Tiffy Kawaii  4 days back

                                                                                    idk why but i literally got anxiety from watching you...

                                                                                    • Desislava Stefanova
                                                                                      Desislava Stefanova  5 days back

                                                                                      "I don't know if you can smell it through the camera"
                                                                                      Joana😂

                                                                                      • Ayliz Durdu
                                                                                        Ayliz Durdu  5 days back

                                                                                        I SUFERED FROM MY SWIM CHAMPS

                                                                                        • Silvia Trapani
                                                                                          Silvia Trapani  5 days back

                                                                                          Wait a minute..... Are you Italian????

                                                                                          • Kyle McDade
                                                                                            Kyle McDade  5 days back

                                                                                            Ayyy I was there at Ofsaa

                                                                                            • 7-Eleven Boi
                                                                                              7-Eleven Boi  5 days back

                                                                                              Why do I crack up at 2:03