Moist Meter | Dora and the Lost City of Gold

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  • Published: 10 August 2019
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    Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019 Adventure / Family Movie) starring Isabela Moner, Eugenio Derbez and directed by James Bobin as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

    Moist Meter Scientists:

    Jackson: twitter.com/zealotonpc
    Charlie: twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

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Comments • 2 392

  • spiddyman007
    spiddyman007  2 weeks back

    I just realized that you’re the troll that lives under the bridge

    • Consequence No. 62
      Consequence No. 62  3 weeks back

      Is it weird to say that it's probably a good thing to show your kids John Wick 3 while they are young? So that they don't grow up being such "entitled pussy absorbing baby fucks" who are scared of even a molecule of a gun?

      • rema rema
        rema rema  3 weeks back

        why dora so damn big??

        • Lolotov Spocktale
          Lolotov Spocktale  3 weeks back

          Listen any movie that makes me walk away with the knowledge that Swiper the Fox *angered the Gods* is worth my money

          • Drizzled Cake
            Drizzled Cake  3 weeks back

            I mainly want to see it just so I can try to predict what scenes will become memes

            • Bird-Mann
              Bird-Mann  4 weeks back

              jesus christ get a hair cut dude, you’re looking a lil greasy

              • ODB
                ODB  4 weeks back

                you gave this movie the same score as the film us OK then

                • Gachalifelover5000
                  Gachalifelover5000  4 weeks back

                  AND THEY ARE CALLED (BAD WORDS!!!!!!!]

                  • Gachalifelover5000
                    Gachalifelover5000  4 weeks back

                    Somethings wrong with you when you were born to have fun and when you learn about bad words YOU USE THEM

                    • Zambony Jackson
                      Zambony Jackson  4 weeks back

                      >greasy-ass neckbeard
                      Oh, like you now!

                      • papa stalin
                        papa stalin  1 months back

                        I would have legitimately rather of waited till it came out on blue ray

                        • Zeraora Playz
                          Zeraora Playz  1 months back

                          I'm the map

                          • Kujana Hewagama
                            Kujana Hewagama  1 months back

                            please cut your hair charlie

                            • angel daza
                              angel daza  1 months back

                              "Open there eyes early"

                              • Kate Handsome
                                Kate Handsome  1 months back

                                My 45-year-old parents went absolute apeshit for this movie. They said it was one of the funniest movies they had ever seen. I don't know what typa crack they're on but They seemed to like it so ig Dora does have an adult fanbase 👀👀

                                • Matt
                                  Matt  1 months back

                                  Went to see this movie because I work as a camp counselor. We took about 100 kids to go to a movie theater and none of them liked this movie.... idk how anyone could enjoy this movie...

                                  • Brisk Guy
                                    Brisk Guy  1 months back

                                    My parents wanted to check it out because Eugenio Derbez I guess and they where probably the ones having the most fun in the theatre.

                                    • RufousSoup
                                      RufousSoup  1 months back

                                      my dick smells

                                      • Snipemebud ?
                                        Snipemebud ?  1 months back

                                        He missed the period joke

                                        • Sakuri North
                                          Sakuri North  1 months back

                                          WiGgLe YoUr FiNgEr To It

                                          • Frank Starobin
                                            Frank Starobin  1 months back

                                            While the movie was geared to young children, i can imagine a lot of high schoolers relating to the movie and some of its characters.

                                            • coldogno7
                                              coldogno7  1 months back

                                              i would tap dora

                                              • William Berger
                                                William Berger  1 months back

                                                Id subscribe but you have it forcing membership down my throat. I dont pay money to watch youtube sorry

                                                • Maddy
                                                  Maddy  1 months back

                                                  William Berger every YouTube video has that if they have the membership option, it isn’t his fault

                                              • Shrek the Memelord
                                                Shrek the Memelord  1 months back

                                                Dora makes him half moist

                                                • Phim And Charman
                                                  Phim And Charman  1 months back

                                                  Me and my friend bust a nut when she said “vamanos” at the end

                                                  • The main cause of warps in all of reality

                                                    Is the ad advertiser Bennet Foddy!?

                                                    • Nyx Newton
                                                      Nyx Newton  1 months back

                                                      Is swiper in it?

                                                      • Nimmin
                                                        Nimmin  1 months back

                                                        I'm glad it landed for its target audience :) But twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal is for all ages

                                                        • cole lappan
                                                          cole lappan  1 months back

                                                          Ah yes the life of a movie reviewer

                                                          • ser6Ijvolk
                                                            ser6Ijvolk  1 months back

                                                            "Ahahahaha! You're a grown man who's a fan of Dora the Explorer!"
                                                            "Uh... yes, yes of course! That's what I am! Came to see my favorite cartoon brought to life, definitely didn't come to see Isabela Moner's 18 year old ass in little orange shorts!"

                                                            • Ataxium
                                                              Ataxium  1 months back

                                                              Dora looks like a younger Mia Khalifa lmao

                                                              • mrshmuga9
                                                                mrshmuga9  1 months back

                                                                That’s why you buy tickets at the machine, lol.

                                                                • Darwin42 Official Channel

                                                                  Wait this movie is already out? I only saw I Trailer for it being advertised once

                                                                  • Goose
                                                                    Goose  1 months back

                                                                    I feel like lately he’s been creeping away from the homeless look, slowly replacing it with sort of a “fourth beegee” kind of vibe.

                                                                    • Some GuyOnReefer
                                                                      Some GuyOnReefer  1 months back

                                                                      Yo I cant be the only one who wants to tounge punch Dora fart box, I dont know if I'd watch Dora the explorer, but I definatly could get lost exploring dora if ya know what I mean😏

                                                                      • King Crimson
                                                                        King Crimson  1 months back

                                                                        😂hearing a voice aside from Charlie at the start had me perplexed

                                                                        • Architects XIII
                                                                          Architects XIII  1 months back

                                                                          they casted her for her ass

                                                                          • SpamReciever420
                                                                            SpamReciever420  1 months back

                                                                            Should've had Kaya jack his dick off over the ExpressVPN ad.

                                                                            • Josh Goolman
                                                                              Josh Goolman  1 months back

                                                                              Let the hair keep growing bro til it hits your nips

                                                                              • Theodore James
                                                                                Theodore James  1 months back

                                                                                I love how Jackson is just like Charlie's business lackey. But they're also friends.

                                                                                • The Abbey of the Everyman

                                                                                  If I’m hammered? Ima go see this movie off acid lmao

                                                                                  • salamandertommy666
                                                                                    salamandertommy666  1 months back

                                                                                    Charlie will walk into Dora the Explorer alone and watch the whole thing and go home but my dad can’t come back home after going to the bathroom at his lady friends house

                                                                                    • MaeJuno
                                                                                      MaeJuno  1 months back

                                                                                      I'm a ticket seller and I laugh at people occasionally

                                                                                      • Averly
                                                                                        Averly  1 months back

                                                                                        Dora the Explorer hasn't been around for quite a while, so the fact that there are any child fans is absolutely mind boggling to me

                                                                                        • NeonSuspenders
                                                                                          NeonSuspenders  1 months back

                                                                                          Dora with boobs makes me very uncomfortable.

                                                                                          • Uglyguyhater 98
                                                                                            Uglyguyhater 98  1 months back

                                                                                            You should of put your hair into little pigtails to blend in.

                                                                                            • The Spanish Inquisition
                                                                                              The Spanish Inquisition  1 months back

                                                                                              Who made this heresy.. EXECUTE THEM

                                                                                              • Just Jams
                                                                                                Just Jams  1 months back

                                                                                                DORARARARARARARAARRA....DORAAAAAA