Dear Mom, give me a dog

  • Published: 04 February 2019

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  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   7 months back

    Just some clarification: I said that I didn’t want a pitbull because there is a running joke on this channel that I don’t do well with the singer/rapper/dictator Pitbull. I have in fact met several pitbulls and they have always been sweet. So sorry if I came off as insensitive!

  • Snowy Owl
    Snowy Owl  52 minutes back

    I have a great daneeee

    • Aesthetic Plants
      Aesthetic Plants  7 hours back

      *If you don’t get a John cena a dog I’m suing*

      • Burcu Eroglu
        Burcu Eroglu  13 hours back

        Itchy nose and a runny throat.
        I don’t know why I found that so funny. 😂

        • Why tho?
          Why tho?  16 hours back

          yh but golden retrivers have a LOT of problems I have had golden retrieversssss so yh

          • CinderK Vlogz
            CinderK Vlogz  2 days back

            why can’t you get a pitbull?

            • gkeira09
              gkeira09  2 days back

              THAT ENDING THO.. BAHAHAHA 😂

              • ging3rdragon
                ging3rdragon  2 days back

                A dog is life!! Give John cena her dog 🐕🥰

                • Nath P
                  Nath P  3 days back

                  5:06 Ok, that’s it, you’re my favourite YouTuber.

                  • pennywise _gamer
                    pennywise _gamer  4 days back

                    7 months later no dog

                    • CJB
                      CJB  4 days back

                      3:26 that took me a second 😂😂😂

                      • Candy NilyYT
                        Candy NilyYT  4 days back

                        Mother goose, please bless John cena with a 🐕 dog 🐶

                        • Eleni Hines
                          Eleni Hines  4 days back

                          I was going to say, as a friend of pibbles everywhere: is it because Ontario is all weird with their anti-pibble laws? But then you addressed it.

                          • Hunnibee -Editz
                            Hunnibee -Editz  4 days back

                            Dear mother goose,

                            Give John Cena a doggo

                            • Clare The Bear
                              Clare The Bear  5 days back

                              My dog is hypoallergenic and she’s the cutest little fluff ball ever

                              • Canadian_ Mermaid
                                Canadian_ Mermaid  5 days back

                                I love this😂😂😂😂

                                • Gina Garcia
                                  Gina Garcia  5 days back

                                  You can have my sister

                                  • Sandra Preze {fanpage}

                                    Germen Shepherd?

                                    • Boy Wonder
                                      Boy Wonder  6 days back

                                      I want you. Show yourself in Toronto tf

                                      • Lucy Heartfilia
                                        Lucy Heartfilia  7 days back

                                        Hypoallergenic dog breeds don’t work for me

                                        • Frostbite
                                          Frostbite  1 weeks back

                                          Me before getting two dogs: *this video*
                                          Me after getting two dogs: fuck it, I want a macaw.

                                          • Alyssa Mariex3439
                                            Alyssa Mariex3439  1 weeks back


                                            • Alyssa Mariex3439
                                              Alyssa Mariex3439  1 weeks back

                                              Your the best YouTuber ever

                                              • Ochako Uraraka
                                                Ochako Uraraka  1 weeks back

                                                I want a dog too

                                                • Shia Allen
                                                  Shia Allen  1 weeks back

                                                  not all pits are mean

                                                  • Babygoat MSP
                                                    Babygoat MSP  1 weeks back

                                                    I got a really cute dog ad before the start of the video

                                                    • Miley michelle
                                                      Miley michelle  1 weeks back

                                                      I have a bunny and I think you should get one

                                                      • Mei Azuki
                                                        Mei Azuki  1 weeks back

                                                        Just get a cat.....

                                                        • Ainsley Meadows
                                                          Ainsley Meadows  1 weeks back

                                                          i had the video paused at 6:16, and my dad walks and goes "that girl looks like the lead singer from rush"

                                                          • Balbina Armstrong
                                                            Balbina Armstrong  1 weeks back

                                                            Hope you get that doggo

                                                            • Day or night dreamer
                                                              Day or night dreamer  2 weeks back

                                                              Same Joana, same.

                                                              • Mihaela Periša
                                                                Mihaela Periša  2 weeks back

                                                                Dear mother Goose please for God sake buy her a dog is that too much to ask ???

                                                                • Abbys Outlet
                                                                  Abbys Outlet  2 weeks back

                                                                  I'm a cat person

                                                                  • That brat child
                                                                    That brat child  2 weeks back

                                                                    That thumbnail tho, N-Nina is-s that you?

                                                                    • maddiethemad playz
                                                                      maddiethemad playz  2 weeks back

                                                                      I like Pomeranians!! OwO

                                                                      • unitatoe1savior???????????

                                                                        Aww but pit bulls are so nice I have one

                                                                        • Chloe Stanford
                                                                          Chloe Stanford  2 weeks back

                                                                          Just get her a dog

                                                                          • ifigenia tiraski
                                                                            ifigenia tiraski  2 weeks back

                                                                            You DESERVE a doggo so fckn much

                                                                            • Adrianna Costello-Martin

                                                                              Great Danes have a higher chance of getting cancer when they’re older my dog is Rhodesian ridge back Great Dane mix but he’s definitely more Rhodesian

                                                                              • chloe
                                                                                chloe  2 weeks back

                                                                                You should get a havanese of these are super smart and cute and hyper allergenic and love to play

                                                                                • Antzi06 Antzelina
                                                                                  Antzi06 Antzelina  2 weeks back

                                                                                  She's better at presentations than me when I have to make one for school. MOM CENNA GIVE HER A DOG NOW

                                                                                  • Bergen Buschmeyer
                                                                                    Bergen Buschmeyer  2 weeks back

                                                                                    lol i'm watching this first thing in the morning before my first day of school bc Joana's the only thing that brings me peace

                                                                                    • Adriela Fage
                                                                                      Adriela Fage  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I got 217 brain cells from ur vocabulary

                                                                                      • char8840 char8840
                                                                                        char8840 char8840  2 weeks back

                                                                                        You rock!!!

                                                                                        • tumblrstary Logina
                                                                                          tumblrstary Logina  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Pet Bunny by nature/personality is literally like between a cat and a dog

                                                                                          • galaxy 44
                                                                                            galaxy 44  2 weeks back

                                                                                            MOTHER GOOSE PLEASE GET JOHN CENA A DOGGGO!!! :)

                                                                                            • BFF channel
                                                                                              BFF channel  3 weeks back

                                                                                              One of ur worst videos srry

                                                                                              • Emily Stewart
                                                                                                Emily Stewart  3 weeks back

                                                                                                #justiceforjoana #getthisgirladog #companionforceddia